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I have 2 stories.
Had an urgent call from my childcare centre. We have a problem with the rubbish company, they haven’t emptied our bins all week (in summer), get here now with your trailer and take it all to the dump, the parents can smell it from the carpark.
Garbage bags full of nappies, cooking in the heat all week, I gloved up, masked up, goggled up. Inside the bags, what was solid was now liquid, hoisted one bag over the trailer cage, caught it and tore it open. What appeared to be 10 thousand maggots flew out, landing on the ground still wriggling.
Story 2.
Wife of baller customer calls. We have a problem, you know the garage that is storing our furniture while the house gets rebuilt? It also contains a double freezer. This freezer contains a pig and goat from hubbys last hunting trip, the circuit breaker tripped upto 2 months ago, the whole lot is flyblown.
Now I actually smelt this 2 months ago while on-site, but thought it was part of the rodent problem. I discussed with her that the freezer will never be cleaned out sufficiently, I pushed it out from the wall, taped the doors shut with duct tape, and laid it on its back in the trailer.
Get to the dump, explained the whole thing, needed special permission to put it in the general waste, I had an audience from a distance, placing bets whether it would bust open when pushed out of the trailer.
It took several weeks of sanitising and deodorising the garage floor using various acids.