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14-03-2011, 08:52 PM
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Garfield on the oil crisis
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in Australia. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in ~~~ Bass Strait ~~~ East Queensland Shale Fields ~~~ Canning Basin ~~~ Perth Basin and North-West Continental Shelf ~~~ Our DIPSTICKS are located in Canberra!!! Any questions??? NO? I didn't think so. |
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15-03-2011, 07:06 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Our oil is rubbish when it comes to make engine oil. it's to thin.
We can't even make decent bitumen from it for our roads. 
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15-03-2011, 07:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: ACT
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Actually, dipsticks were made obsolete years ago - users can't be trusted to check anything.
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15-03-2011, 07:15 PM
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There is a joke thread.
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15-03-2011, 08:40 PM
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15-03-2011, 11:22 PM
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haha I stand corrected.
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don't forget to check your oil
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