just for a laugh..

[motorcycles4eva]

i've been looking at night vision binoculars for hunting and found description that made me laugh..,. this one is from china..

DESCRIPTION
When night falls,you never know what the cover of darkness may be kidding;
With the Nightfall Night Vision Monocular you can see in the dark and stay hidden!
Using the most advanced infrared technology in its category and paired with a high resolution intensifier,the Nightfall transforms barely navigable low light and Adurable,yet lightweight,rubber armor body protects the unit and give the user a comfortable gripping surface,perfect for extensive use.With long range viewing capabilities and a lengthy battery life,this easy to use Nightfall Night Vision Monocular is perfect for a wide range of recreational and professional uses,including hunting,security,boating,leisure,astronomy,nature observation and camping.
All Nightfall Monoculars are protected by Ronger’s exclusive Limited Lifetime Warranty,so feel free to invade the night.


i had to make sure it isn't from a sex shop...lol
anyone find any amusing descriptions?

[mik]

I had an old nissan 4wd some years ago , the instructions on the transmission tunnel for for gear selection it had a large sticker saying "only use four wheel drive in rough or shippery conditions",................. a pretty funny fopar in translation i thought.

[Ford_The_Win]

Originally Posted by mik

a pretty funny fopar in translation i thought.

For the record mik, it's spelt 'faux pas'.

Oh the irony

[MNM96]

Originally Posted by Ford_The_Win

For the record mik, it's spelt 'faux pas'.

Oh the irony

that is indeed a pretty funny ""fopar""!

[mik]

Originally Posted by Ford_The_Win

For the record mik, it's spelt 'faux pas'.

Oh the irony

hahahaa you got me

[Danny]

Originally Posted by Ford_The_Win

For the record mik, it's spelt 'faux pas'.

Oh the irony

C'mon mate, not everyone is Offay with Engrish..

Not sure if this joke a little too high brow or will it be appreciated???

[Ford_The_Win]

Originally Posted by Danny

Not sure if this joke a little too high brow or will it be appreciated???

Oh well, say lah vee.

[flappist]

Originally Posted by Danny

C'mon mate, not everyone is Offay with Engrish..

Not to mention FRENCH.......

[Loonar]

I remember seeing a spanner (from the good old days ) and it read, "Pull like a b***tard, till elbow clicks"... an early torque wrench ?

[Evgeni]

[NickyN]

Originally Posted by Evgeni

image

Hysterical!

It actually translates to:

From this point on, slope becomes steep. Please walk slowly so you do not tire yourself.
(indirectly saying to pace yourself and take your time)

[SSD-85]

Manuals for computer motherboards are a gold mine for this stuff.

[graham7773]

mik, Fopar = Ford Chrysler???

[mik]

Originally Posted by graham7773

mik, Fopar = Ford Chrysler???

Nah not Ford or chrysler, my spelling skills.......... or lack of them.

Originally Posted by DJM83

I posted this in the fiesta ST thread yesterday.
One thing though it looks like our version will be de-tuned, please ford don't do it. Leave it alone like you did with its bigger brother that has already proven a winner.

[revcore]

Gotta love the Chinese...If only they researched the English language a little better

[fanboi]

Originally Posted by revcore

Gotta love the Chinese...If only they researched the English language a little better
image

Maybe its just making a statement about racial slurs

[pottery beige]

chain drive ftw..

[Till_Lind]

Hmmm, end bit reminded me of this song right quick, lol. "Steal the night" instead.
http://youtu.be/c_HSV7-SES0

[robbyj]

google translate at it's finest

[Matty4]

[motorcycles4eva]

..?????

[NickyN]

Originally Posted by revcore

Gotta love the Chinese...If only they researched the English language a little better

(had to double it)
What a SHOCK to see words like that! And on a shirt too!

[Phil B]

Indian telemarketer while your pretending you cant hear them, "I am to be hearing you."

[Moby Vic]

I check this site every day: http://www.engrish.com

[motorcycles4eva]

Originally Posted by Moby Vic

I check this site every day: http://www.engrish.com

[Phil B]

Here's a good one I just saw on ebay:

our clothes are made for asian so it is little bit small.

[Danny]

Tooshay ;)

[wodahs]

reminds me of a cheap bin full of boardies n Bikini’s I saw at a surf shop with a sign stating all half price unless marked ! ok whos been wearin them

[Phil B]

I bought a double edge razor the other month from china, and this was the writing on the box:

Needlessly load and unload shaver
Inimitable rotating handle

Weishi attend entirely luster.

Nobleness: Made of noble cuprum metal and apply advanced computer product line proceeding superficies plating disposal.


I had to look up what inimitable meant

[motorcycles4eva]

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/171013058...986%26_rdc%3D1

read some of the add.. . must be something in the air down in Wodonga?? been there.. can't remember anything odd though...lol