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Old 25-05-2017, 07:11 PM   #1
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Talking Male body hair removal.
Yes it is a serious thread. Anybody have any recommendations for getting hair removal in Melbourne?
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Just phone around a few beauticians and ask for a quote on a Back, Sack and Crack
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Tired of having to use half a roll of toilet paper to clean up every time I take a dump.
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Subscribed.... for the commentary. I need a laugh.
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Tired of having to use half a roll of toilet paper to clean up every time I take a dump.
Got a dog? Maybe he would lick it clean.

This would have to be the sickest thread I've seen on here.
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Got a dog? Maybe he would lick it clean.

This would have to be the sickest thread I've seen on here.
No it isn't. There was a thread many years ago on here where an AFF member had a pilonidal cyst and added graphic pictures. Thankfully that thread has been closed and deleted.
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What!!!, Noooooooooo, images, images.
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Last time I shaved my balls I nicked the sack a few times. I much prefer my wife to wax them. Much longer lasting too, even though more painful.
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Old 25-05-2017, 08:24 PM   #10
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This is going to be good... Off to get the popcorn
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Old 25-05-2017, 08:31 PM   #11
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Can't say I'm looking forward to the How To on this one
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I use Nads. Just a 3 inch strip on each side of the inner bum cheek. Gives a clear passage.....
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Yes it is a serious thread. Anybody have any recommendations for getting hair removal in Melbourne?
Give Cav (member on here) a pm,old school bloke looks good in a suit blah blah has a sidekick Miss Penny (short legs hellava tongue) that could possibly help you out.
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Who’s going to be the 1'st to say ....Pic’s or ban....lol.lol.
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Old 25-05-2017, 09:59 PM   #15
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Who’s going to be the 1'st to say ....Pic’s or ban....lol.lol.
Wrong.

It will buff out?
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Old 25-05-2017, 09:45 PM   #16
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This, but not on concrete or gravel..
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Just when you thought you had seen it all.

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Old 25-05-2017, 09:52 PM   #18
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Can't think of any reason why you couldn't try to singe it off - what could go wrong?
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Old 25-05-2017, 11:28 PM   #19
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Can't think of any reason why you couldn't try to singe it off - what could go wrong?
Reminds me of that funny gerbil story. So remove the gerbil first. No need for animal cruelty!
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You guys are funny.

Shaving is a pain as it has to be done by feel. And it does not last long as the stubble is worse.

Over the counter waxing products tell you they are not suitable to use 'down there'.

So need somebody to rip the hair out professionally.
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You guys are funny.

Shaving is a pain as it has to be done by feel. And it does not last long as the stubble is worse.

Over the counter waxing products tell you they are not suitable to use 'down there'.

So need somebody to rip the hair out professionally.
The best and only way is permanent removal using laser treatment.
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The best and only way is permanent removal using laser treatment.
Today I purchased one of those personal hair grooming kits from Hairhouse Warehouse.
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Any beauty salon can do it, really.

You're brave. Even as a female, my feeling towards such things is still "Aw hell no!".
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Old 25-05-2017, 11:50 PM   #24
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Any beauty salon can do it, really.

You're brave. Even as a female, my feeling towards such things is still "Aw hell no!".
I know it won't tickle but still want to try.

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I know it won't tickle but still want to try.

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Is that the Steve Carol scene from the 50 year old virgin movie ?

Does anyone experience minimal to no pain while ripping out unwanted bodily hair ?
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Is that the Steve Carol scene from the 40 year old virgin movie ?

Does anyone experience minimal to no pain while ripping out unwanted bodily hair ?
Yes it is.

If I pull out only one hair from inside my nose it brings tears to my eyes. So having the hair ripped from my groin is going to hurt. I'll know soon.
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I think it would be less painful to just change your diet.
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i reckon waxing your *** would feel like this

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