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12-09-2005, 07:14 PM
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My missus said to me tonight.........Why do they call it a Hi Five? Is it because there are five fingers on your hand? :togo:
And the other one..........We had to take my watch back for repairs. She says to the guy behind the counter " The third hand has fallen off ":gren: She is not blonde !
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12-09-2005, 07:17 PM
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12-09-2005, 07:19 PM
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She is TECHNICALLy correct.
But still 
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12-09-2005, 07:19 PM
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The 'Stihl' Man
 
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how about the one "terrorists hate us because we helped america in iraq"....
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12-09-2005, 08:29 PM
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Funny, I got an email about this subject last week, from a lady at work... here's a part of it...
"Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops...never mind, didn't see your sign." I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign." We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car round for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. The day after she sent it, she was in a car driving past Oxley's Restaurant (A restaurant on a big pontoon on the Brisbane River), and she asks, out of the blue, "What's with this restaurant?" After she was told the obvious, I eventually found out that she REALLY wanted to know where people parked while they were dining at the restaurant. I was able to say to her, "Here's your sign!" |
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12-09-2005, 09:17 PM
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my one day build...
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Rodney Carrington - Stupid people. all of his songs are pritty funny, worth a download if you have winmx or something similar. |
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12-09-2005, 09:25 PM
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No longer driving a Ford.
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12-09-2005, 09:27 PM
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This one's now on the thumbdrive... the challenge is to get it to be the Login sound when 'she' logs on the 'puter! :Reverend: |
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12-09-2005, 09:33 PM
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1965 XP Falcon Deluxe Sedan 1978 XC Falcon Wagon Rallypack 2003 BA Fairlane G220 Windsor Powah!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7hT9dxD2hM |
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12-09-2005, 09:38 PM
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I think my missus would just laugh at it. If she thought I meant it for her, I'd be looking for a new planet :lookedat: |
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12-09-2005, 08:36 PM
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Best one i heard..
"i think the engine has blown up" "oh, what noise did it make... any warning lights come on the dash before this" "well it died, but there was a light with a little petrol bowser picture on it and had been shown for a while!!!) |
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12-09-2005, 08:52 PM
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Ive got too many to list, so ill just provide two summaries
http://www.fordforums.com.au/search....finduser&u=441 http://www.fordforums.com.au/search....induser&u=4042
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12-09-2005, 08:54 PM
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Those links don't work for me, SourBastard!
It comes up with: vBulletin Message Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms. Edit: /Me thinks and looks left and right, in case I'm too stoopid to cotton onto something really deep.... |
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12-09-2005, 08:54 PM
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man my teacher said once
i thought you guys were yr 12 not yr 7 i expect that from yr 8. everybody was like wtf and just started laughing.
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12-09-2005, 08:56 PM
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here not a dumb thing to say but to see ppl agree to its just a dumb action i gess.
in a coin toss you say to the other person.... heads i win, tails you lose. lol works about 50% of the time
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Falcon-Tickford-FPV car club of nsw My XD's progress http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=20847 |
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12-09-2005, 08:58 PM
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Links fixed.
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12-09-2005, 09:02 PM
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12-09-2005, 09:00 PM
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Gold! nice work :P
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12-09-2005, 09:19 PM
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His stand up is way better than his songs.
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12-09-2005, 09:43 PM
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my other ride is the bus.
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Ahahaha!
Nice work SourBastard!
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12-09-2005, 10:35 PM
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My apprentice on getting his new diesel Landcrusier...... Me: "you will save money on spark plugs".....apprentice: "why"
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12-09-2005, 10:45 PM
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back in the days at school
"Sir its a bit dark in here could you draw the curtains" Teacher gets his whiteboard marker and draws a picture of curtains on the whiteboard
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12-09-2005, 11:13 PM
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"The future isnt what it used to be and the past is history" Drunken epiphany while discussing living in the moment.
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13-09-2005, 08:58 AM
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It's Cat huntin season...
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Our nextdoor neighbours are a good laught. was sitting ou the backyard the other day and hear this.
The Dad: Get me a handfull of clothes pegs. The Son: How many is a handfully? The Dad: The amount the fits in your hand. The Son: 1, 2, 3, 4, and counts them one by one until me can hold any more!! about two hours later i hear the dad yell out. "Who moved me brick!!" Some people shouldn't bred
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