Welcome to the Australian Ford Forums forum.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and inserts advertising. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features without post based advertising banners. Registration is simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Please Note: All new registrations go through a manual approval queue to keep spammers out. This is checked twice each day so there will be a delay before your registration is activated.

Go Back   Australian Ford Forums > General Topics > Non Ford Related Community Forums > The Bar
Reload this Page How Many Forum Members Does it Take To Change a Lightbulb?
Register FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read

The Bar For non Automotive Related Chat

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 28-02-2006, 09:05 PM   #1
Mark351
Built Ford Tough
 
Mark351's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: State of Euphoria Mod: F-Series
Posts: 3,035
Default How Many Forum Members Does it Take To Change a Lightbulb?
Felicity found this - very funny!

How many Forum Members does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post on the forum that the light bulb has
been
changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light
bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their dog and a light bulb.

Eight updates from people wanting to be unsubscribed from the list because
they don't like all the mail but can not remember how to unsubscribe.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated and start it all over again

__________________
Black on white '83 SWB F100 C6 auto 351C on gas and on the ground --> Project Thread
'55 F100, just a roller at the moment, new project
Silver MY12 Volkswagen Amarok
Mark351 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 09:07 PM   #2
HLC
Audi S3
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sydney.
Posts: 8,307
Default
too long, didnt read.
__________________
HLC is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 09:11 PM   #3
Dav0
"Saddam your sooo emo"-JH
 
Dav0's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Cairns, Qld.
Posts: 454
Default
it does drag on a bit but still funny :P
Dav0 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 09:14 PM   #4
Full Noise
Life begins at 40
Donating Member1
 
Full Noise's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne. Socialist capital of Victoriastan.
Posts: 3,715
Default
Very funny. :hihi:

Cheers, Danny
__________________
Quote:
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning you’ll have hearts and diamonds. Towards the end, you’ll be looking for a club and a spade.
Justice is what you get when you run out of money.
Full Noise is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 09:15 PM   #5
FordFan86
meow
 
FordFan86's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
Posts: 2,744
Default
And a repost about 100x.
But we all knew that already didn't we?
How many sounds technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
"One two, one two"
I like coloured teapots as oppposed to coloured party lightbulbs. Which we alll know are a real pain to change.
FordFan86 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 09:17 PM   #6
Casper
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Contributing Member
 
Casper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,083
Default
http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...ight=Lightbulb

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...ight=Lightbulb

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...ight=Lightbulb

Sorry Mark :
__________________
Older, wiser, poorer.


Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
Casper is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 09:20 PM   #7
FordFan86
meow
 
FordFan86's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
Posts: 2,744
Default
Casper shoots, scores and that's the game.
FordFan86 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 09:44 PM   #8
XRated
Shoot.
 
XRated's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 4,909
Default
Still funny each time I read it :P
__________________


20V Turbo
XRated is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 10:27 PM   #9
Mark351
Built Ford Tough
 
Mark351's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: State of Euphoria Mod: F-Series
Posts: 3,035
Default
Eight Ford Forums smart ***** to post that it's already been posted...
__________________
Black on white '83 SWB F100 C6 auto 351C on gas and on the ground --> Project Thread
'55 F100, just a roller at the moment, new project
Silver MY12 Volkswagen Amarok
Mark351 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 10:29 PM   #10
Casper
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Contributing Member
 
Casper's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,083
Default
bwahahahahahhahahahaha..
1 to point out this is actually the 4th repost :
__________________
Older, wiser, poorer.


Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
Casper is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 10:58 PM   #11
davocol
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
davocol's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 723
Default
Hahaha classic Mark, even if it is a repost.
__________________
SZ Territory Titanium
davocol is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 11:10 PM   #12
DENKO
Bseries hardcore
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Epping
Posts: 1,490
Default
so what is the correct name? light bulb or light globe? lol
__________________
HISTORY:
AU series 2 S pack manual
BA XR6 mock up [FLINBY]
BF MKII XR8, 13.8 @ 107mph
BA MKII F6 TYPHOON
BA MKII XR6 TURBO
BF MKII F6 TYPHOON R-spec, 13.2 @ 109 mph [LTHLF-6]
PX Ranger WILDTRAK
DENKO is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 11:47 PM   #13
FDG 220
Confused lil guy
 
FDG 220's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 664
Default
I'm sure i've seen this somewhere before :
FDG 220 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 28-02-2006, 11:48 PM   #14
AnthonyQLD
Boss power
 
AnthonyQLD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,046
Default
that was great
__________________
:the_finge BOSS 260+ :the_finge
AnthonyQLD is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 01-03-2006, 01:01 AM   #15
Doogstar
B-Series Moderator
 
Doogstar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Victoria
Posts: 3,658
Default
Also, 1 member to suggest using a Safety Triangle(Banana) while changing the light bulb.
__________________
BF MKII XR6 Turbo 2007 (Flare) ZF Auto

380rwkw - 11.68 @ 120.94mph 60ft=1.97
Custom Tune, Exhaust. injectors.1.2K Plazmaman 1.2K Plenum kit
Now with bigger turbo and 426rwkw.
Doogstar is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 01-03-2006, 01:04 AM   #16
superpursuit83
KITTY Crew Member
 
superpursuit83's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: WA
Posts: 5,267
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dabbler
Also, 1 member to suggest using a Safety Triangle(Banana) while changing the light bulb.
Beat me to it, how could we forget the triangle
__________________
FOR SALE

BAII Super Pursuit 0083

Awsome power by XTREME FORD TUNING 500rwkw New ALLOY Block

Awesome exhaust by THE EXHAUST CENTRE MIDLAND

Awesome Kenne Bell Supercharger setup by AGRO! and Bluepower Racing Developments

Now with full DOT approval and Permitted for road use
superpursuit83 is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 01-03-2006, 01:48 AM   #17
THORNSPAWN
In the Forced 'lane
 
THORNSPAWN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
Posts: 796
Default
Quote:
superpursuit83
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dabbler
Also, 1 member to suggest using a Safety Triangle(Banana) while changing the light bulb.


Beat me to it, how could we forget the triangle
Today 01:01 AM
Dabbler Also, 1 member to suggest using a Safety Triangle(Banana) while changing the light bulb.
Yesterday 11:48 PM
AnthonyQLD that was great
Yesterday 11:47 PM
TickXR I'm sure i've seen this somewhere before
Yesterday 11:10 PM
S-MAN so what is the correct name? light bulb or light globe? lol
Yesterday 10:58 PM
davocol Hahaha classic Mark, even if it is a repost.
Yesterday 10:29 PM
Casper bwahahahahahhahahahaha..
1 to point out this is actually the 4th repost
Yesterday 10:27 PM
DeathXR Eight Ford Forums smart ***** to post that it's already been posted...
Yesterday 09:44 PM
XRated Still funny each time I read it
Yesterday 09:20 PM
FordFan86
Quote:
Originally Posted by Casper
http://www.fordforums.com.au/showth...light=Lightbulb

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showth...light=Lightbulb

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showth...light=Lightbulb

Sorry Mark

Casper shoots, scores and that's the game.
Yesterday 09:17 PM
Casper http://www.fordforums.com.au/showth...light=Lightbulb

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showth...light=Lightbulb

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showth...light=Lightbulb

Sorry Mark
Yesterday 09:16 PM
Malakai It reminds me of the "will the plane on the giant conveyor belt take off" thread.
Yesterday 09:15 PM
FordFan86 And a repost about 100x.
But we all knew that already didn't we?
How many sounds technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
"One two, one two"
I like coloured teapots as oppposed to coloured party lightbulbs. Which we alll know are a real pain to change.
Yesterday 09:14 PM
Full Noise Very funny.

Cheers, Danny
Yesterday 09:11 PM
Dav0 it does drag on a bit but still funny
Yesterday 09:07 PM
HLC too long, didnt read.
Yesterday 09:05 PM
DeathXR Felicity found this - very funny!

How many Forum Members does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post on the forum that the light bulb has
been
changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light
bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their dog and a light bulb.

Eight updates from people wanting to be unsubscribed from the list because
they don't like all the mail but can not remember how to unsubscribe.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated and start it all over again
Me too
__________________
XE S-Pack
4 Runner
XH11 Longreach
THORNSPAWN is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 01-03-2006, 02:07 AM   #18
Blue Oval Mopar Man
Has Blue Blood
 
Blue Oval Mopar Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,551
Default
Bring Back The Teapots !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________
Real cars dont wear bowties


I'm not arrogent , Just superior
Blue Oval Mopar Man is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 01-03-2006, 02:18 AM   #19
THORNSPAWN
In the Forced 'lane
 
THORNSPAWN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
Posts: 796
Default
2 birds with one Triangle Safety Teapot
__________________
XE S-Pack
4 Runner
XH11 Longreach
THORNSPAWN is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Old 01-03-2006, 07:39 AM   #20
MrSparkle
An Old Boss™©
Contributing Member
 
MrSparkle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,145
Default
You're all wrong. Those numbers have been proven on www.someothersimiliarforum.com to be 20% optimistic. Any simpleton would realise this! There is no way that the figures published here are correct, I mean, look at the power/weight. Total rubbish. :
__________________
Where did I go? What was I doing there?™©
MrSparkle is offline   Reply With Quote Multi-Quote with this Post
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Hybrid Mode Hybrid Mode

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +11. The time now is 07:01 AM.

Australian Ford Forums - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Other than what is legally copyrighted by the respective owners, this site is copyright www.fordforums.com.au
Positive SSL