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Old 04-05-2006, 09:40 PM   #1
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Wink Ideal Big Brother Intruder

The ideal Big Brother intruder would be a....

SUICIDE BOMBER...!!!!

Get that crap off the air and have some quality shows, like TOP GEAR.

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Old 04-05-2006, 09:42 PM   #2
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Come on mate Big bro is bloody fantastic.... :
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...... and you must be the village spastic.......LOL
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Yup, send in a suicide bomber, let it be a Datsun 120Y - baby poop yellow.
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Old 06-05-2006, 06:50 AM   #6
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I hated the first 3 seasons of BB, but now that my life is boring... I may as well watch someone elses life.. esp if they are locked in a house and have nice B(.)(.)BS, etc for her stupid mum... someone P*** her off...

BB must be making sooo much more money now that they have the VOTE OFF, or KEEP in way for the votes....

They obviously wouldn't have made a 6th one if no one liked it, plus people like it sooo much, they ring or text to vote, which makes SCB alot of money!
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It's rubbish. Last night I watched the Mum cry like a baby over what? Oh yeah that's right, because of comments from a younger girl. Like a bloody sooky teenager she was. Pffftttttt she acts worse than my 13y/o daughter.

A suicide bomber for that show gets my vote!!
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I have no clue who is on this show, but I'm guessing its mostly blonde women and/or women with large breasts. The guys are all dick heads pretty much like that hot dogs guy and all think they are the shiznit.

How right am I?
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Old 04-05-2006, 10:01 PM   #9
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Ok so i didn't think i would get so many fish on the one hook.... :dr_Evil:
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^^Sure, you love it.

How ferking stupid is it putting a mum in there? Like the daughters gonna cop a root now!
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Mother and daughter threesome....?????
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menage a trois ?
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Old 04-05-2006, 10:15 PM   #13
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I got into the show, then missed a few episodes. Tryed to watch it tonight and thought "This is crap! I'd rather watch paint dry!"
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I got into the show, then missed a few episodes. Tryed to watch it tonight and thought "This is crap! I'd rather watch paint dry!"
You can come here an blow dry my wet paint... damn Canberra weather...

I think good intruders would be

1. Paul McDermot - so they can all punch him in the head when he yells out the scores awarded....
2. Peter Costello - So they can all punch him in the head when he yells out the 5hit tax cuts awarded
3. Mark Skaife - So they can all punch him in the head....
4 Peter Griffin (if he was real) - get some interesting antics happening... none of this pathetic tom foolery that they TRY and do....
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You can come here an blow dry my wet paint... damn Canberra weather...

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4 Peter Griffin (if he was real) - get some interesting antics happening... none of this pathetic tom foolery that they TRY and do....

he would be fantastic
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id watch it if we had more tvs here, old man changes the channel everytime i try to watch it tellin me "WERE NOT WATCHING THAT "

...i tend to agree with him

im just waitin for uncut

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wel they did say there was goin to be a world first....really put though into this one :S
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:32 AM   #17
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Alot of us hate it, but it makes heaps of money.
Now I see you can vote people to stay in.. More money made.
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Vote 3 for the suicide bomber here...

Hell I'll wear the pack if ya want!

Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad!
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the terminator would be a good intruder
or the grim reaper
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:02 AM   #21
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Lol *waits for laminge*

Fools. Look at the ratings. Im sure the network will take your suggestions seriously.

*COUGH*
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i wish they'd hurry up and put uncut on already.
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Lol *waits for laminge*

Fools. Look at the ratings. Im sure the network will take your suggestions seriously.

*COUGH*
Laminge is watching and waiting to close the 4th BB useless thread to date!
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Laminge is watching and waiting to close the 4th BB useless thread to date!
Allow me.. another waste of bandwidth. :yeees:
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Cant be long till this thread is shut down............PLEASE!

Funny how everyone canes it but still knows enough about it to comment.

Anyway. Cant see how suicide bombers and talk of jihad is really a great satirical spin on things.

Lock this one up.
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The porn star Ron (the hedgehog ) Jeremy to spice it ip and show us all that they arnt all as innocent as they are playing at
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The porn star Ron (the hedgehog ) Jeremy to spice it ip and show us all that they arnt all as innocent as they are playing at
And after his last film efforts not just the girls might be caught out!
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Old 05-05-2006, 10:18 AM   #28
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Nothing wrong with BB.

Some of its is pretty lame, but some of it's hilarious.

I.e the Paul and Merlin argument, over Australian citizenship in 2004. lol
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i vote suicide bomber, BB is GAY
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I just couldnt help myself, joke off the glasshouse.

A suicide bomber walks into a bar. No-one survives!
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