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Old 14-04-2005, 10:05 AM   #1
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.



So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard" She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me
all of these years?"

You better explain yourself!

The husband looks at her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

I'll explain the toy.you explain the kids
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Old 14-04-2005, 10:08 AM   #2
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hahahahah! that a good one but an old one
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Old 14-04-2005, 10:09 AM   #3
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ye, i've never heard it so :P
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Old 14-04-2005, 10:24 AM   #4
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ROFLMAO never heard that one before.
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Old 14-04-2005, 02:54 PM   #5
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Haha, not a bad joke. :MrT_anim:
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Old 14-04-2005, 03:09 PM   #6
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lol thats a good one!
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Old 14-04-2005, 07:00 PM   #7
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HAHAHA I like it man lol
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Old 14-04-2005, 09:49 PM   #8
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Thats fantastic lol
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