The Texas Blonde.

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Amy, a nice & proper blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows
the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial insemination
man is coming over to impregnate one
of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four
just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"

So the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives
and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down
to the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and
when she sees the nail, she tells him,
"This is the one..... right here."
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just
might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks,
"Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the
cow to be bred?"
"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy
explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence
says................ "I guess it's to hang your pants on..."

[JG66ME]

: That is GOLD : : : :

[my gt]

very funny

[FPV8U]

Lol...

[Ringo]

.......gold......

[mk2maniac]

(g)old