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21-06-2005, 01:56 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Sorry if it's a repost but...
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I want to have sex with you RIGHT NOW! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will take you from behind and be on my way!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said "That Son-Of-A- had $500 in 20 cent pieces!!!"
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21-06-2005, 01:58 PM
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PM me if you want
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Pk Ranger Modding - QLD 👍
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LMAO ....... haven't heard that one before
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21-06-2005, 02:57 PM
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AYE YOU
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Adelaide
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Thats hillarious LMFAO
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21-06-2005, 03:47 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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Heeheeheehee I loved it!
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21-06-2005, 04:06 PM
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Location: Sunshine Coast
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ahahahahaha nice one!!
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21-06-2005, 11:11 PM
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my one day build...
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Adelaide
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still laughing 10 minutes later
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21-06-2005, 11:22 PM
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meow
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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I read a joke or heard it from someone somewhere, going up to randoms and saying i wanna have sex with you... he got slapped 9 times out of 10... got a root the 10th... not bad odds i reckon LOL
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21-06-2005, 11:51 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canberra
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Could of rooted 4 times with 5c pieces LOL.
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22-06-2005, 06:48 AM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between her legs
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thats something i would do for real, Im off to the bank to swap my 50s to 20 cent coins and i will coat them in singer oil
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