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Old 30-01-2013, 04:35 PM   #1
Vincenzo
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Cool How embarrassing!

Just home from doing the weekly shopping and putting the groceries away from off the bench top. Lift the bread rolls and there on the bench is a Red Back spider. As an Arachnophobe I quickly picked up the large cucumber and beat the hell out of it before finishing it by squishing it with a container of milk.

I lifted off the milk to reveal a shopper docket for Flick pest control and one sad and very useless cucumber.

Adrenalin does funny things to people.

Cheers Vincenzo

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