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31-03-2006, 10:33 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Never mind why I was searching for 'jar' in google images I found this article and it is hilarious, I can hardly tell if it supposed to be serious.
 http://images.google.com.au/imgres?i...lr%3D%26sa%3DN
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31-03-2006, 10:41 AM
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lol classic site.
this one was good too: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0205/jesushair.html
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31-03-2006, 10:45 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Accept Christ and get a free playstation 2!
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31-03-2006, 10:53 AM
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holy crap..and thats why i dont bother with religon..it stuffs people up...
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31-03-2006, 10:55 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0701/dating.html
ahahahah "10. SQUELCH YOUR PASSION If you have not had a nightly emission before your date, make certain that you take extra precaution. Use an ace bandage or knitting yarn to tie your ИИИИИ back against your stomach or underneath your hiney. If you tuck instead of tie, make sure that the tip of your ИИИИИ does not curl back far enough to enter the hole in your hiney where you go poopy out of - otherwise you might accidentally sodomize yourself and inadvertently become a homosexual. "
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31-03-2006, 10:58 AM
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What's green is gold
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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sourbastard, i just read that it was the funniest thing, but how did u happen to come across that? for the free ps2?
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31-03-2006, 11:04 AM
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What's green is gold
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9. PRACTICE YOUR LINES
Some Christian phrases that will help you "woo" the lesser sex are, "I'm almost as crazy about you as I am about Jesus," "Your long hair is the glory of your humility (I Corinthians 11: 11-15)," and "God broke the mold when he made your sweet face." oh yeah thats smooth, especially the first one, should try that one one day...... FU.CKEN NOT!
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31-03-2006, 11:15 AM
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wish i had a woman that is described in the dating article.... man that would be sweet. Do they exist?
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31-03-2006, 11:36 AM
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Just slidin'
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisvegas
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Oh. My. God. I cant believe any of what I am reading today. Has the world gone mental, or is it just me again?
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One of the funniest articles
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