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Old 10-09-2007, 11:37 AM   #1
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Smile Funniest Carsales add I've seen in ages - F6 Typhoon

This has to be one of the funniest carsales ad's I have seen in ages.

There's some history behind all of this. Also if the owner is a member here I hope you do not take offence to me pointing this out. I hope all goes well and NO I won't take the wife !

http://www.carsales.com.au/used-cars...id=79&trecs=32

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Old 10-09-2007, 11:45 AM   #2
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Yeah, thats good! Made me smile... nice find and lovely car!
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:43 PM   #3
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That is funny - especially reading through the description
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:47 PM   #4
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That;s a total ****er!!!!!

Love it.. Someone with a sense of humour.!!
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:01 PM   #5
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LOL!! reminds me of my Ex.....

Anyone got the heart to tell him he has actually got a BF MK1 not a MK11

Probaly be the last straw for the poor bugger!!!
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:59 PM   #6
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Hehehe, Easier of the 2 to replace. I like that.
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:14 PM   #7
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He he, I smell what he's cooking.
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:17 PM   #8
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Bravo!
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:23 PM   #9
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****a. if i was him id be saying back off .
i know if my mrs told me i had to sell my car (if it was as nice as that) id be tellin her where to go
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:24 PM   #10
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Love this one too
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:29 PM   #11
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Cowboy, that is a great one.

Most 'married' men know that by default !!!

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Old 10-09-2007, 02:31 PM   #12
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hahahaa absolute genuis
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:32 PM   #13
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hahaha both classics
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:37 PM   #14
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At least he Ford is a family-sized car. He could just drive it slowly, be a lot cheaper than losing half of everything.
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:43 PM   #15
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hahahahah, I love the opening details

Selling due to terminal illness. Marraige
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Old 10-09-2007, 03:22 PM   #16
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I'm in the opposite position. Hubby wants to sell the XR8 to buy a Valiant. Why don't men understand the word NO?
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:49 PM   #17
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I'm in the opposite position. Hubby wants to sell the XR8 to buy a Valiant. Why don't men understand the word NO?
That'd want to be one sweet Valiant. And we understand the word no, we just have selective hearing.
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I'm in the opposite position. Hubby wants to sell the XR8 to buy a Valiant. Why don't men understand the word NO?
Because NO doesn't always mean NO, eventually it changes to HURRY UP THEN.
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Old 10-09-2007, 03:31 PM   #19
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hahaha, that is great, both of them!!
Thats the same way i bought my F6, mrs told me to do what ever i want. :hihi:
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Old 10-09-2007, 03:58 PM   #20
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haha wata ****a!
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:13 PM   #21
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Poor blokes! note to self, never get married!
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:24 PM   #22
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Tops!
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Old 10-09-2007, 04:37 PM   #23
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Love this bit!

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So call give me a call, I can bring it over( any excuse for a drive) ..I hope u live at the top of Mt gravatt, Mt Cootha or Mt Nebo..
He obviously isnt allowed to enjoy his toy :(
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Old 10-09-2007, 05:18 PM   #24
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Poor bugger good luck with the sale. I remember seeing a chick with an AU TS50 she left her hubby and became a lesbian and took the TS and the plates say NOT.HIS
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Old 10-09-2007, 05:39 PM   #25
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BUGGER I'm getting married in 6 months.... lucky i bought the 'T' before i signed anything
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Old 10-09-2007, 05:58 PM   #26
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Phaaaarrrk, he's phunny, can I test drive his missus ??
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Old 10-09-2007, 07:10 PM   #27
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lol at the ad and at opto
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Old 10-09-2007, 07:16 PM   #28
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I quite enjoyed this one...

It probably isn't bad advice when you've grown up in a family like mine...
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Old 10-09-2007, 07:53 PM   #29
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Gold, both of them.
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Old 10-09-2007, 08:22 PM   #30
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absolute classics, just stopped laughing now , anyone got anymore? im trying to find some
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