Absolutely, Worst Movie EVER

LTD Spyder · 23-08-2006, 02:00 PM

I watched, what I thought, was the worst movie ever.
1 & a half hours of my life that I will never get back.
The Movie, well its called "The cars that ate Paris"
Set in a little town, Sofala.

XR Davo · 23-08-2006, 02:10 PM

Yeah I know it. it's a really early Peter Weir movie. Made in early 70's on very small budget. Think it's regarded as a bit of a cult classic these days. Thankfully Peter moved on from here.

HLC · 23-08-2006, 02:13 PM

castaway.

jimt3te50 · 23-08-2006, 02:18 PM

ooohhhh this could be fun- I think it makes it better when it's not supposed to be or has no excuse for being bad. For example Hollywood movies with big stars that suck is probably better.

Last man standing with Bruce Willis OMG

Donnie Darko man that was crap

The Forgotten with Julianne Moore- WTF

Of course there are movies that never stood a chance with no stars and low budgets- understandably they's be crap....

Just some that I can think of right now

EFFalcon · 23-08-2006, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jimt3te50

Donnie Darko man that was crap

I think there is a large amount of ppl that would disagree with you there.
including me!

drcook · 23-08-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by EFFalcon

I think there is a large amount of ppl that would disagree with you there.
including me!

can you please explain why people like this movie. i heard all good reports from heaps of people about this movie so i hired it and... it was poo. what makes this movie good? its a mystery to me.

i was made (by a viscious girlfriend of the time) to sit through joe black. she just wanted to see brad pit, and i just fell asleep.

and i liked "contact".

my wasted time movie list:
donnie darko
wolf creek
the forgotten
anything my fiance makes me watch.

pauljh74 · 23-08-2006, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by drcook

i was made (by a viscious girlfriend of the time) to sit through joe black. she just wanted to see brad pit, and i just fell asleep.

What about Claire Forlani? Surely she made it bearable? She is

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Doogstar · 23-08-2006, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jimt3te50

ooohhhh this could be fun- I think it makes it better when it's not supposed to be or has no excuse for being bad. For example Hollywood movies with big stars that suck is probably better.

Last man standing with Bruce Willis OMG

Donnie Darko man that was crap

The Forgotten with Julianne Moore- WTF

Of course there are movies that never stood a chance with no stars and low budgets- understandably they's be crap....

Just some that I can think of right now

I have watched Donnie Darko at least 7 times and see more in it everytime. It is not set in a linear timeline, so it can be confusing. Why is it when some people watch a movie that requires some thinking, their brains shut down.

Last Man Standing is one of my favourite Bruce Willis movies, great gun battles and story.

The Forgotten was okay, but would only watch it once.

I would love to see The Cars That Ate Paris again, I barely remember it, but I love Peter Weir's films like the great Witness and Picnic at hanging rock. One of the best Aussie directors ever.

Duel was Steven Spielberg's first films and was written by Richard Matheson, who wrote for the Twilight Zone and The Night Stalker, also wrote "Trilogy of terror". Great suspense and action.

Army of Darkness is a cult classic, "give me some sugar baby", seen it about 15 times.

One of the worst I have seen in a long time wasThe Pink Pather (with Steve Martin). He just isn't funny anymore.

Franky · 24-08-2006, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Doogstar

I have watched Donnie Darko at least 7 times and see more in it everytime. It is not set in a linear timeline, so it can be confusing. Why is it when some people watch a movie that requires some thinking, their brains shut down.

Possibly the thing I hate the most about talking, discussing movies ect is when people state that you are basically an idiot if you did not like a movie they enjoyed. That's great that you liked Donnie Darko, buy it and watch it as much as you like but don't be a dick and assume that those who didn't like it, did because they aren't as intellegent as you.

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Sorry but I personally thought it was rubbish and i'm not the only one. A shocker I wish i'd never watched was 'The Village'.

Doogstar · 24-08-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Franky

Possibly the thing I hate the most about talking, discussing movies ect is when people state that you are basically an idiot if you did not like a movie they enjoyed. That's great that you liked Donnie Darko, buy it and watch it as much as you like but don't be a dick and assume that those who didn't like it, did because they aren't as intellegent as you.

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Sorry but I personally thought it was rubbish and i'm not the only one. A shocker I wish i'd never watched was 'The Village'.

Sorry if I offended you, you have a right not to like it.

However, I cannot say I have a lot of faith in your taste, as you are, as you say in your avatar a "Unhappy Holden Owner". LOL

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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - the abridged version:

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It'sTheVibe · 24-08-2006, 07:18 PM

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What, you've never had a human sucked through an engine and then that same engine performs perfectly on take off? Sheesh.
Also, I for one have used a jacket to hold my ailerons up plenty of times, and I also land on taxiways too

Not even thinking that deeply. Just sat there wondering if ATC comms are out, why don't they make a quick trip to Tandy for a transceiver, or better still, fire up the VHF in an aircraft already on the ground

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Franky · 24-08-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Doogstar

Sorry if I offended you, you have a right not to like it.

However, I cannot say I have a lot of faith in your taste, as you are, as you say in your avatar a "Unhappy Holden Owner". LOL

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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - the abridged version:

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If I could afford a BA i'd buy one simple as that.

LTDHO · 23-08-2006, 02:18 PM

I thought you were going to say 'Fast and the Furious 3'

**Charliewool** · 23-08-2006, 02:20 PM

Try suffering getting taken & made to sit through Moulin Rouge!

THORNSPAWN · 23-08-2006, 02:30 PM

Contact, closely followed by Eyes Wide Shut but at least that one had B00BIES(tm)

jimt3te50 · 23-08-2006, 02:33 PM

Just thought of another couple

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow with Angelina Jolie

The Net with Sandra Bullock

It's so hard to pick one with so many contenders

EDIT

My wife thinks Evil dead 3: Army of Darkness is the worst movie ever.

Granted it's not Oscar winning stuff but isn't it funny that BAD movies become cult movies? I piiss myself laughing every time I watch it

"well hello Mr Fancypants" "Shop smart, shop S-Mart"

Psycho Chicken · 23-08-2006, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jimt3te50

My wife thinks Evil dead 3: Army of Darkness is the worst movie ever.

Granted it's not Oscar winning stuff but isn't it funny that BAD movies become cult movies? I piiss myself laughing every time I watch it

"well hello Mr Fancypants" "Shop smart, shop S-Mart"

How can anyone possibly say that? It rocks.

This is my....BOOMSTICK!

davro_xr6 · 23-08-2006, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Psycho Chicken

How can anyone possibly say that? It rocks.

This is my....BOOMSTICK!

I would be one that says Evil Dead 3 rocks... Granted the humour is on the basis of pure stupidity, but for a good laugh with no meaning to it what-so-ever, put it in the dvd player, crack open a coldie and sit back...

As far as worst movies ever, my ex happened to bring one of her favourites over for a movie night which was called "The Date Movie" with Alyson Hannigan (Alyson should have stuck to re-runs of buffie or the american pie movies) - then the ex topped it off by making me endure yet another one from the pits of the dung heap, Bird Cage. And she wonders why she's an ex...

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MethodX · 23-08-2006, 03:49 PM

Duel is a classic, You need to re watch it.

The Postman - What the hell was Costner thinking, total crap.
Waterworld - More Costner "brilliance"

Munich - Spielberg really lost the plot on this one, one of the most boring movies ever.

Kapn_Kiwi · 24-08-2006, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by jimt3te50

My wife thinks Evil dead 3: Army of Darkness is the worst movie ever.

Granted it's not Oscar winning stuff but isn't it funny that BAD movies become cult movies? I piiss myself laughing every time I watch it

"well hello Mr Fancypants" "Shop smart, shop S-Mart"

I'm just guessing here, but I have a feeling it was a bit of a ****take on the B horror movie. Compare it to the first two, and you'll see why.

WOLF · 24-08-2006, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jimt3te50

Just thought of another couple

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow with Angelina Jolie

The Net with Sandra Bullock

It's so hard to pick one with so many contenders

EDIT

My wife thinks Evil dead 3: Army of Darkness is the worst movie ever.

Granted it's not Oscar winning stuff but isn't it funny that BAD movies become cult movies? I piiss myself laughing every time I watch it

"well hello Mr Fancypants" "Shop smart, shop S-Mart"

Man ED3 was an absolute crack up!! I remember there was a ****load of arguments & "let downs" from people when that came out. But, the thing is Sam Raimi already was already heading in that direction with ED2.
Bruce Campbell has to be one of my favourite actors of all time, he will never win any awards, but he makes me laugh anyday of the week. Brisco County Jr anyone?
My fiancee also hates ED3 especially the part in the movie when he is being pampered by all those lovely servants, then just before he has his way with them he stops chomping on that enormous chicken drumstick and says..."Gimme some sugar babe"!!!!! (legendary stuff)

Quicklier · 23-08-2006, 02:41 PM

jimt3te50 honestly, are you sure someone's not putting the wrong DVD into the wrong case? You're listing some pretty decent movies here!

Donnie Darko? It's one of the best movies I've seen, possibly THE BEST!
The Net? Sandra Bullock was great eye candy back then!

If we're going for "Worst Movie" title, I think [insert any Vin Diesel movie title here] would certainly make the shortlist.

NC 5ltr · 23-08-2006, 02:54 PM

Forget the name of it but it was filmed around the 70's and all it was..was a truck chasing a car for 120mins...no dialog...just a truck chasin a car...without doubt the worst movie ever.

XR Davo · 23-08-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by NC 5ltr

Forget the name of it but it was filmed around the 70's and all it was..was a truck chasing a car for 120mins...no dialog...just a truck chasin a car...without doubt the worst movie ever.

That was DUEL. Actually quite liked it. Directed by Spielburg himself.

Donnie Darko was pretty good me thinks.

Jeeepers · 24-08-2006, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by XR Davo

That was DUEL. Actually quite liked it. Directed by Spielburg himself.

Donnie Darko was pretty good me thinks.

Actually it was Speilberg's debut feature as a director. And damn fine effort.

henry 351 · 23-08-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by NC 5ltr

Forget the name of it but it was filmed around the 70's and all it was..was a truck chasing a car for 120mins...no dialog...just a truck chasin a car...without doubt the worst movie ever.

Oh man, you're not thinking of Duel (early Steven Spielberg film)with Dennis Quaid and the monster Peterbilt Truck??? I don't think it's too bad.

WORST MOVIE EVER MADE:- YENTL with Barbara Streisand. Without doubt. Badly stubbing your toe is more enjoyable.

NC 5ltr · 23-08-2006, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by henry 351

Oh man, you're not thinking of Duel (early Steven Spielberg film)with Dennis Quaid and the monster Peterbilt Truck??? I don't think it's too bad.

Thats the one....boring as bats%&t to watch..how he got funding for that only god knows..

RavenLS1 · 23-08-2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by NC 5ltr

Forget the name of it but it was filmed around the 70's and all it was..was a truck chasing a car for 120mins...no dialog...just a truck chasin a car...without doubt the worst movie ever.

That movie was called "Road Rage" i bought it for a dollar at Jb hifi

Edit:you think duel is bad try the one i just mentioned. blah

24-08-2006, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NC 5ltr

Forget the name of it but it was filmed around the 70's and all it was..was a truck chasing a car for 120mins...no dialog...just a truck chasin a car...without doubt the worst movie ever.

For a moment there I thought you were referring to Smokey and the Bandit, That movie ruled!

Quasi · 24-08-2006, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by NC 5ltr

Forget the name of it but it was filmed around the 70's and all it was..was a truck chasing a car for 120mins...no dialog...just a truck chasin a car...without doubt the worst movie ever.

YOU ARE FRIGGIN' KIDDING AREN'T YOU??!!

There was plenty of dialogue in that. Just stick to transparent Teen flicks, like the incredibly well made and rivetting 'American Pie' films, if that's what you prefer

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Originally Posted by henry 351

Oh man, you're not thinking of Duel (early Steven Spielberg film)with Dennis Quaid and the monster Peterbilt Truck??? I don't think it's too bad.

It was Dennis Weaver, actually mate.

You guys don't know what a crap movie is.....I submit 'Exhibit A'.....

......Battlefield Earth.