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03-01-2005, 12:53 AM
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Bring back the Phase
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Portland, Vic
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I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled... . . . . . . . ...so I hung up 
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03-01-2005, 12:54 AM
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Hahahahaha!
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03-01-2005, 01:03 AM
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rofl, thats a wise move there.
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03-01-2005, 01:08 AM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
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lmao! what bro, not a fan of a bit of curve aye????
mmmmmmm hour glass mmmmmm
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03-01-2005, 01:23 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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hehehe, good to see, tis one of my mottos in life too....
NO FAT CHICKS!!! ROFL. |
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03-01-2005, 01:55 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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That was gold!!
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03-01-2005, 05:04 AM
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V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
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Haha, pretty funny joke but I'm sure he sat home alone that night.
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03-01-2005, 07:55 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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03-01-2005, 02:55 PM
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Bring back the Phase
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Location: Portland, Vic
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Oh by the way I probably should've written (joke) in the title but I wouldn't do this myself.... really :o Last edited by Franky; 03-01-2005 at 03:00 PM. |
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03-01-2005, 09:02 AM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between her legs
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to bad the pounds she put on were in her breasts, she came over to my home and made wild love to me as she was upset . ur loss mate.
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04-01-2005, 07:41 PM
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My 1st set of Wings!!!
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03-01-2005, 09:16 AM
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HAHA!! You cruel b*stard!! But a funny one!
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03-01-2005, 09:19 AM
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Bad Music and Litre Bikes
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LMAO... ive heard it before, but couldnt quite remember how it went. Still very funny though
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03-01-2005, 10:07 AM
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Haha thats pretty funny lol.
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03-01-2005, 10:10 AM
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meow
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mmmm curves /drools
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03-01-2005, 12:26 PM
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Rocket Fuel Anyone?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, S.A.
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Nothing wrong with a little more cushion for the pushin' !
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03-01-2005, 12:31 PM
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/////Alpine
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Ride the waves brother!
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03-01-2005, 02:58 PM
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Soooo Cute!â„¢
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Ahh yes.. the golden rule of females..
Once you've been there. neve go back!
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04-01-2005, 06:03 PM
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As in 'best there ever'
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bayswater, VIC
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Ahhh... Standards... I remember those...
**Shakes head** Back in the day... Oh, the bloke across the road from me just started up his XA GT. What a lovely day. |
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04-01-2005, 07:18 PM
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Giddy up.
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Her name wasn't "Judy" was it, LOL.
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04-01-2005, 07:43 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
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No guy I know would turn down a girl that was offering.
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04-01-2005, 08:13 PM
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www.fordmods.com
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am i the only one that thought that was a shit joke?
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04-01-2005, 08:39 PM
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04-01-2005, 08:45 PM
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www.fordmods.com
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no
i just think its stupid..
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04-01-2005, 08:25 PM
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04-01-2005, 08:34 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
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If there's one thing guys in Holdens hate more than being beaten by a Ford... It's being beaten by a girl driving a Ford |
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04-01-2005, 09:00 PM
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As in 'best there ever'
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04-01-2005, 09:05 PM
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04-01-2005, 09:08 PM
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Mini > *
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Location: Sydney NSW
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Pics of Girl - or thread is useless
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04-01-2005, 08:17 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I've heard that one before. Still, pretty cool joke
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