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18-08-2005, 04:53 PM
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likes falcon's
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A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.
He wanted a truck and she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!" He did just that. For her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
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18-08-2005, 04:54 PM
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Formally knowen as EBus
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lol lol lol thats a bloody ripper, lol oh cheers for that i needed a good laugh
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18-08-2005, 05:03 PM
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hehe... good 1!!
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18-08-2005, 05:06 PM
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Ouch haha.
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18-08-2005, 05:07 PM
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owning V8=having no $$$
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nice one!!
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18-08-2005, 06:54 PM
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Two > One
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**** funny mate!
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18-08-2005, 06:57 PM
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ahahahahaha , nice one ,
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18-08-2005, 07:13 PM
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haha nice one nick...
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18-08-2005, 08:57 PM
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0-200 in a few seconds....well he got what he wanted....lol
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18-08-2005, 11:33 PM
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compliments a bigpond usergroup forum
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19-08-2005, 07:10 PM
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its not a!
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Location: Rockingham, WA
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heh classic
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0-200 in 2 seconds flat
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