Quote of the day

[fat4D]

so have always seen some great comments on here that get me laughing and thought we really need a place for them

ill start it off with this one from F6_Ute

Originally Posted by F6_Ute

i'll admit as much as i'm looking forward to it & excited about it, I am a little apprehensive about it too, I just want to do it justice - I'd hate to get to the end of it & have the instructor think/tell me I drive like his blind grandmother ahaha

look forward to the interesting ones that people dig out of the forums

[gcg2503]

no idea what the quote is referring to as its out of context!!!!

[fat4D]

sorry, it was talking about his chance to drive a v8 around mount panorama on a closed track

[Mickxr8]

Hope this thread does well. There are a lot of funny,witty people here.

[prydey]

Originally Posted by pottery beige

if i drop a skid out the front of mums she doesnt call me a hoon..... she calls me a DH.......

and just about every thing else from mr beige.

[fat4D]

Thats the gold im after

[pottery beige]

which reminds me.. mummys due for a visit from her DH son......

[XR6_661]

Originally Posted by prydey

and just about every thing else from mr beige.

hahah agreed.

My fav was from a recent thread....something about calling someone a 'solo trumpet blower'

[Jimmyd]

Originally Posted by bobthebilda

And it actually works out even better because doing stupid things in a rental car gives you a much better feeling than doing it in your own car lol.

source thread

[buggerlugs]

It was as flat as a sh#tcarters hat
You think she's big ? The last time I saw something that big, it had Mack written on it

[superroo]

Originally Posted by CAT600

I guess the moral of the story is 1030nm at the rubber is getting a bit stupid

Cheers

[Jimmyd]

Originally Posted by Scott

Local but very large Ford Dealer tried to convince me he had taken the valves out of my GT without taking the head off. When I challenged him he said "you don't need to on these".

I told him not to touch my car again and had it collected by truck that day...

[Jimmyd]

Originally Posted by loftie

Originally Posted by ZC-Cruiser

See, in the sketch, it looks quite good - the reality is something truly barfworthy...

Originally Posted by 2011G6E

Oh good lord...how did they go from such a horn looking sketch to such a horrifying looking car in-the-metal???? Did the guys who built the car even glance at the sketch!?

Pic quotes included to provide context

[bananas]

i think this is a good idea so..

here is one from Ben73 :

I saw some guy only flash his indicator once while changing lanes today. Couldn't help myself but yell out "***** HOON" Then I realized that abusing other drivers was also classed as hooning....... whoops.
made me laugh

[XDV800]

After a frantic race in the Bathurst 72 Legends by Ausmodders one night, there was a bit of an incident in which 2 of us went of the track and had a coming together on the grass due to our tyres being shot.
This was the arguement from my combatant...

dirt wrote:
Considering this was the last lap my tyres (ford) had 1/2 to 1 bar red left, hence having f-all to no grip and going off at turn 3, though still maintaining control until you hit me and spun me around costing me 2-3 positions.

[SEZ213]

I'm going to pull this up...

Originally Posted by SgtBourne

I Love seeing posts by Sudszy.. I imagine him wearing a wizard hat and telling his mum to be quiet as he has the internet to patrol.

Because this ^^^^ is GOLD!

[SEZ213]

And this...

Originally Posted by hiper

LOL.
when the car disapeered i thought "wow, must have got to 88miles an hour"

With reference to this thread

http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11331502

[MAGPIE]

From the Planking thread

Originally Posted by FreddyDUZ747

Slack bunch of look at me floggs,plankers are **nkers

[SEZ213]

From the other planking thread...

Originally Posted by MAD

Now to get some 'plankers' and 'pillarers' together and start 'scaffolding'

[Loonar]

As regards boss dumping more work on one who is currently "flat out"......... " Well, if i poke the broom handle up my bum, i can sweep the floor while i'm going !! "

[SEZ213]

I found more!!!

Originally Posted by pottery beige

ffs defects are like getting a smack off your mum.. no big deal.......

Originally Posted by Professor_Evans

I'm not going to carry spare globes, big deal!
Fine me Officer McSudz.

[tankclare]

From the thread about holdens with bonnet bulges..

another pottery_beige call:

much like stuffing socks down your undies for a bulge....... ours is there for a reason........

[XRGhia]

ahaha, i still fail to see any of my posts here :/

[Bucknaked]

Originally Posted by xrghiawagon

ahaha, i still fail to see any of my posts here :/

One day one of your posts will make it here. You just gotta work at being funny

[uranium_death]

Originally Posted by Bucknaked

One day one of your posts will make it here. You just gotta work at being funny

I question that. You're either funny, or you're not.

Some people create the illusion that they're funny, like Rove McManus and Peter Helliar, and believe that they are, while people like Andrew Denton are actually entertaining without believing their own bullspit.

You also need to be original. That's why I have Seinfeld on permanent cycle on my DVD player...

[kenz]

Altezza lights not working properly....http://www.fordforums.com.au/newrepl...eply&p=3762205

Originally Posted by brad_xr8

Try placing them behind rear tyres, reverse over them and install originals again. Top mod! Car looks great and one less set of clear tail-lights in the world =D

[zdcol71]

Originally Posted by uranium_death

You also need to be original. That's why I have Seinfeld on permanent cycle on my DVD player...

That's why I thought Groundhog Day was so originally funny the first 1000 times I saw it!!

[Jimmyd]

KR1STO's sig - love it...

Originally Posted by KR1STO

Desire isn't driven by the heart, the mind or the wallet. Desire comes from another place. It's created by the smell of burnt fuel under full throttle and the look a car gives you when you're washing it alone at night...

[tankclare]

Posts for this thread I believe need to be classic one liners that are heaps funny. Just go through some threads and see some of pottery_beige's post. The one liner king of the forums.

[maty]

this is what we told workmates when they expected more

these shorts arent waterproof dont pee in my pockets.