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11-01-2005, 02:20 PM
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Ford Fanatic
Join Date: Jan 2005
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1. But you have 4 cylinders more than me!
2. Boost isn't working properly. 3. Its not tuned to race. 4. My oversized tacho doesn't work so I can't change properly. 5. I wasn't concentrating I was comparing Milo tin exhausts on that Excel across the road. 6. It's my sisters car and she wont let me race (but I would beat you anyway) 7. My G-Tech says my 2.0L Prelude DOHC runs 11.7 so it's not worth running you. 8. Its too hot - the intercooler won't work efficiently. 9. Oh you were racing? 10. Mum thought my Swift was a safer car. 11. My NISMO sticker fell off my window automatic 50rwkw loss 12. My aftermarket 24 inch wheels won't let me go over 3500rpm 13. My 15 year old Girlfriend doesn't like me racing. 14. I can't my mum is in the car. 15. I just got my P's so I don't want to lose my licence. 16. I don't race SS's you might be a cop. 17. The canary for my neons makes me slower. 18. My blue light cluster blinded me so I missed a gear (in an auto Lancer). 19. Its a cruiser not a racer... 20. Its only a 4cyl but I brag that I beat 6's like 202's 21. These 19 inch rims on my Lancer a too expensive. 22. My 4 15inch subs are too loud couldn't hear you take off. 23 My front mount isn't positioned right. 24. My homemade induction is blocked 25. When I get a tune I will run 11's 26. My Lancer is speed limited to 60km/h 27. My Big fog lights weigh the car down too much. 28. I was running low boost. 29. But my mum said it was quick. 30. But you have 3.7L more than me. 31. My FWD LSD was playing up. 32. I missed 2nd gear (in an Auto). 33. I need another gauge then I will be faster. 34. My Alternator is playing up so I've lost power 35. But Habib said my Mirage has 270rwhp. 36. I missed timed the push button for my NOS. 37. But my 4 15inch sub magnets, the 6x9's and the 50 amps in my car slow me down. 38. I didn't know you had gone all I could see was a cloud of smoke. 39. I don't have the tools to take my headlight out. 40. My sister's cat keeps climbing in the exhaust. |
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11-01-2005, 02:51 PM
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Burnin Rubber
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Muwahahahahahahahahaha
thats just **** funny, and quite true.
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11-01-2005, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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Lol, good work!
I've actually heard this excuse.. it was after I accused the driver of being a ****er when he did the customary Ricer Fly-By (tm) after I thrashed him to 80kmh: "It takes that long for the turbo to wind up... you should try and keep up with me at 150kmh" :jerk: If i'd kept the boot in to 150kmh he would have been a suburb behind me by the time he 'spooled up'! |
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11-01-2005, 04:16 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
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omg why would anyone tune a car so it only boosted at 80km+ lmao! one word to rule them all...........TOOL!!!! :P
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11-01-2005, 02:54 PM
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Burnin Rubber
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11-01-2005, 03:00 PM
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↑↑ USERNAME ↑↑
Join Date: Dec 2004
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No. 40....classic
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11-01-2005, 03:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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Lmao!!!
those kept me laughing for awhile. back to boredom i go. |
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11-01-2005, 03:58 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Tauranga, New Zealand
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Hahaha, the last one is priceless
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11-01-2005, 04:21 PM
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ROFL, those are great.
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11-01-2005, 05:32 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Melbourne
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hahaha there are some rippers there! funniest thing ive read in ages
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11-01-2005, 06:02 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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Yeah the one about tuned above 80km/h I would agree with - one guy once said his turbo was so big that it dosnt spool up till high speed, bla bla bla - well whos fault is that for buying a comically oversized turbo
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11-01-2005, 06:03 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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11-01-2005, 08:36 PM
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Well hello Mr Fancypants
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11-01-2005, 09:17 PM
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9. Oh you were racing?
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11-01-2005, 10:00 PM
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11-01-2005, 11:41 PM
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Well hello Mr Fancypants
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11-01-2005, 08:37 PM
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Well hello Mr Fancypants
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Location: Perth
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BTW...Stevo...that picture is priceless.
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12-01-2005, 08:04 AM
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12-01-2005, 10:12 AM
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Damn, Where do you get one of them mowers!!!
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12-01-2005, 12:32 PM
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The one and only
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Carrum Downs, Victoria
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All so funny because it's true!
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12-01-2005, 05:29 PM
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Burnin Rubber
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Yeah, i want a Honda Type R mower!!!!!!!!
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13-01-2005, 02:50 AM
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DJR TM#54
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: on my p.c now with internet! ok i'll still use works internet too.
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All fully sick!!! & true.
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13-01-2005, 10:03 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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That mower is fully sick!
 : makes me want to trick out the ride-on
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19-01-2005, 05:40 PM
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Lazy bum
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Ipswich/Brisbane
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what about i lost all power when my 500watt shiftlight came on and drained all my power :P
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19-01-2005, 05:54 PM
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Custom User Title
Join Date: Dec 2004
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or "i'm out of halogen fluid" :P
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19-01-2005, 07:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Murray Bridge, SA
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rofl what a ****er lol
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19-01-2005, 09:31 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
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my ecu isnt tuned to run my twin cam balanced EFI system
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26-01-2007, 04:26 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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lol, funny.
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26-01-2007, 04:29 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Holy thread mining! 2 years old
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26-01-2007, 04:39 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Lol! I love number 5. But on a more serious note I got caned by an R32 which ran a 12.6!
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