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12-11-2007, 07:36 AM | #1 | ||
TUFF FORDS
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Got sent these and thought they were too good to pass up
http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/tm.htm http://www.gmmodernmuscle.com/forums...pic.php?t=2779 |
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12-11-2007, 07:46 AM | #2 | ||
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cliffs?
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12-11-2007, 09:37 AM | #3 | ||
Abuser of Charvels
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Holy crap, some people only use the smallest fraction of their brain. The first guy with the sand? Unbelievable....
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12-11-2007, 09:44 AM | #4 | ||
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Are they faarkin serious??? These have to be jokes right??
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12-11-2007, 10:43 AM | #5 | |||
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12-11-2007, 02:18 PM | #6 | |||
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12-11-2007, 10:15 AM | #7 | ||
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im in tears.... SAND... WTF is wrong with people!!!! and DEI : some don't deserve the cars they drive
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12-11-2007, 03:11 PM | #8 | ||
Just slidin'
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Thats like the guy in the BMW that couldnt find his oil cap and put a sock in where the cap goes. Sock got sucked in an mangled, lol.
And the guy who drained his oil, then to get the last few drops, as he was in a hurry, started up the car and gave it some revs.
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12-11-2007, 03:22 PM | #9 | ||
Merry Xmas To All
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The mind boggles. Where is humanity headed? To think that these people are in abundance is scary enough.
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12-11-2007, 03:29 PM | #10 | ||
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Oh man I'm crying at work... Funniest thing I've read in ages!
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12-11-2007, 03:41 PM | #11 | ||
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lolz
i found the guys who buy those hiclone things lol |
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12-11-2007, 04:24 PM | #12 | ||
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Never trust anyone who says "I'm good with Honda's don't know much about other cars".
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Thundering on.... |
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12-11-2007, 04:36 PM | #13 | ||
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These have got to be pranks.
Is roger cordia behind this?
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12-11-2007, 05:17 PM | #14 | ||||
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12-11-2007, 05:58 PM | #15 | ||
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funny |
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12-11-2007, 04:53 PM | #16 | ||
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hahaha classics..
exhaust gas straight into the tb, internet gold.
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12-11-2007, 05:07 PM | #17 | ||
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thats the funniest thing ive ever heard! especially the sand one!!!
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12-11-2007, 05:16 PM | #18 | ||
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Bahaahahahahahaahahhahaahhaa
I so want to see the inside of that Audi's engine now! I'd love to see an engine filled with sand!
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12-11-2007, 06:11 PM | #19 | ||
Are you sure about that?
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These people are the miracles of evolution. They can think and breathe with just one functioning brain cell.
Where do these people get their information and logic from? On another point. I feel sorry for the mechanic that has to clean/fix these messes up!
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12-11-2007, 06:37 PM | #20 | ||
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Lol.
There is a law of nature that say's people with this IQ don't live past 25. I guess they're about 18 ! |
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12-11-2007, 06:29 PM | #21 | ||
I build your wish list...
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Wow nearly 12 hrs have gone by and no one has said : about the porting thread.
I put it up here years ago ... Still a funny read and does the rounds a bit , Makes you think just how stupid some people are .
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12-11-2007, 06:45 PM | #22 | |||
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sorry i never searched through years of forum threads to keep you happy, obviously some people have never seen it, this repost crap gets right on my nerves, so f#$%ing what if it was posted years ago : |
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12-11-2007, 08:05 PM | #23 | |||
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WoW ... settle down a bit ... Chill out .. have a red-bull or 3 If you did not read the post the way it was ment to be , it was pointing out , Yes it is old and has been posted before and is still a good laugh .
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12-11-2007, 07:26 PM | #24 | ||
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bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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12-11-2007, 07:41 PM | #25 | ||
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that exhaust one is awesome!! i might copy it and eat my own so i never have to buy food again..................
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12-11-2007, 08:17 PM | #26 | ||
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^^^God That is so ******* Good it belongs in the Darwin awards, I fell on the floor I was laughing that hard.
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12-11-2007, 11:15 PM | #27 | ||
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Pure fooking GOLD
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12-11-2007, 11:32 PM | #28 | ||
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Gold, in it's most refined form. The dude with the engine full of sand is gonna cop it big time when he rocks up to the local mechanic/dealership for help, lol.
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13-11-2007, 12:38 AM | #29 | |||
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Sound's like someone heard about extrude honing of heads and headers and considerably misunderstood the process. See http://www.gethoned.com/process.html and http://www.extrudehone.com/afmpro.html for how it is meant to happen.
but drats it was all a joke: Quote:
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13-11-2007, 08:21 AM | #30 | ||
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That's the best laugh I've had in ages. Some of the replies are just gold.
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