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Old 14-03-2011, 08:52 PM   #1
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Default don't forget to check your oil

Garfield on the oil crisis




A lot of folks can't understand how we came

to have an oil shortage here in Australia.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

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Bass Strait

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East Queensland Shale Fields

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Canning Basin

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Perth Basin

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North-West Continental Shelf

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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Canberra!!!



Any questions???



NO? I didn't think so.

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Old 15-03-2011, 07:06 PM   #2
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Default Re: don't forget to check your oil

Our oil is rubbish when it comes to make engine oil. it's to thin.
We can't even make decent bitumen from it for our roads.
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Old 15-03-2011, 07:14 PM   #3
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Actually, dipsticks were made obsolete years ago - users can't be trusted to check anything.
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Old 15-03-2011, 07:15 PM   #4
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There is a joke thread.
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Old 15-03-2011, 08:40 PM   #5
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There is a joke thread.
Last time i checked it was closed because people kept posting things which breached the site's T&C :(
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Old 15-03-2011, 11:22 PM   #6
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haha I stand corrected.
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