You know you love your car when...

[HeeTSynC]

So I thought it might be fun if we post either funny or interesting ways that car nuts enjoy their car..

For example, you know you love your car when:
You kiss it goodnight (yes i've done this haha)
You could look at pics of it for hours...


I cant really think of any good ones but hey, there are funny people here... make some jokes everyone

[malazn mafia]

When you nearly run into the car in front while admiring the reflection of your car in the shops on the side of the street as you drive past.

[the_scotsman]

Originally Posted by malazn mafia

When you nearly run into the car in front while admiring the reflection of your car in the shops on the side of the street as you drive past.

Bahahaha...I'm sure most of us have done that

[FTE-063]

Originally Posted by malazn mafia

When you nearly run into the car in front while admiring the reflection of your car in the shops on the side of the street as you drive past.

i do that most of the time, try and find a shop window that's has a big mirror and drive slowly past

[XP6]

When you give it a personal name.

Pat the dash and say good car!

[Kevxr8Leexr6]

Originally Posted by XP6

When you give it a personal name.

Pat the dash and say good car!

Blushing. yep this is me . check the top of the windscreen.lol

[SVTVNM]

When you look back at your car when walking away from it at a car park & when parked within eyesight keep admiring it sitting there while at a café etc..

[au2000]

when your partner says its time for a new ring & you say yes, but she'll need 8 of em........

[HeeTSynC]

Originally Posted by SVTVNM

When you look back at your car when walking away from it at a car park & when parked within eyesight keep admiring it sitting there while at a café etc..

Haha yep - if you can walk away from your car and not look back then you bought the wrong car! ;)

Also...

When you slip on the clutch or something not overly good, you stroke the steering wheel and apologise to the car!

[BennyH]

When you aggressively eat scrambled eggs on the front lawn to show the birds that crap on your car what you are capable of.

[Iggypoppin']

When you spend more than the cars purchase price on modifications. And you don't care. And you spend more.

[40RDT]

When you go to get something from the corner store and come back an 1hr later...

[Gothefalcon]

The moment your Ex realises she shouldn't have said "either IT goes... or I do !"

[Blue Oval Mopar Man]

Originally Posted by Gothefalcon

The moment your Ex realises she shouldn't have said "either IT goes... or I do !"

Or when your girlfriend screams "you love your car more than you love me " , and I reply " I had my car before I had you " !

Yes , yes , I can relate to that !

[GQ_Smooth]

When people ask what you want for a birthday/Christmas and the first thing you think about "what does my car need, HMmmmm".

[Kable72]

Originally Posted by GQ_Smooth

When people ask what you want for a birthday/Christmas and the first thing you think about "what does my car need, HMmmmm".

When your family doesn't even need to ask and just assume (in my case) it's something for my computer or something for my car

[DJM83]

I can relate to each and every post in this thread.

[CoupeKing]

When you go for a job interview and you demand to the Employer that the interview must be held inside your car.

[Streets]

When you still don't sell it despite being sick of having to constantly fix it...

[RedHotGT]

When you're buying a house.... and of course you glance at how many bedrooms there are for the kids etc...

But really... the most important fitting is the garage... where is the car(s) going to sleep??

[XR27]

When you:

Have a photo of your car on your phone and laptop.

Ask motels what's the parking area like.

Won't drive down dirt roads or if you have to you don't go over 40k's

Get professional photos take of your car rather than your family.

Park your car so you can see it from a restaurant or cafe.

Go up on a scenic lookout and spend more time looking down on your car than the view.

Go on a holiday and come back with more photos of your car than family.

When you can list 7 reasons without much thought.

Might stop there as I am starting to think I am obsessed with my car

[XR27]

One more

Check weather for cast before taking it out.

[Road Games]

When your missus can't clean her jewelry because you used the last of the Brasso on the braided lines in your engine bay

When the baby has to wear disposables as you kept all the soft fluffy nappies for polishing your ride...

^^^ honest that never happened

[pauljh74]

Originally Posted by 9sec Menace

When the baby has to wear disposables as you kept all the soft fluffy nappies for polishing your ride...

^^^ honest that never happened

That's because you would have bought dedicated polishing cloths!

[chookaradley]

When your own personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired, yet your car looks like it belongs in a museum.

[STINKY NINJA]

Putting tyre shine on at 9pm with a torch handy,cant go cruising with scabby looking tyres...

[mik]

You go to the shopping centre and even though you have , buggered ankles/knees/hips from years of working your butt off, you still park way up the other end of the carpark away from the other cars and limp into the shopping centre to protect your pride and joy.

[pcman]

even tho it uses 45l/100 your still happy to drive it daily when your between daily drivers

[Boza]

sleeping in it after a pesky cat leaves paw prints all over it the night you washed too catch said cat

[Jack960]

Refuse to sleep at my girlfriends house if I have to park on the street.