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Old 23-08-2007, 07:06 PM   #1
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Would of loved to have seen this!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...#post325454552
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Old 23-08-2007, 07:12 PM   #2
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Haha, that's gold

Would have loved to watch!
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Old 23-08-2007, 07:25 PM   #3
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Street sweeper get an Edit!
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...#post325959507

Street sweeper vs Ricers again!
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...#post326023155
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Old 23-08-2007, 08:26 PM   #4
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some of those stories have had me in tears, absolutely hilarious!
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Old 23-08-2007, 08:38 PM   #5
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last story is my favourite
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Old 23-08-2007, 08:41 PM   #6
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getting my way through them... pretty funny stuff.
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Old 23-08-2007, 08:42 PM   #7
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Haha, i love that stuff. Especially find the poo poo and gently caress instead of the naughty words a good laugh.
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Old 23-08-2007, 08:54 PM   #8
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Funny stuff, this guy's a legend....
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Old 23-08-2007, 08:54 PM   #9
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None of this sounds remotely true, though it is entertaining i'll give it that!
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Old 23-08-2007, 09:24 PM   #10
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Old 23-08-2007, 09:32 PM   #11
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Ive just read the last story and its a brilliant read. Wont spoil it for anybody though.
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Old 23-08-2007, 10:24 PM   #12
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Yeah, i've been reading them for the last 2hrs or so. I read it like a book, real or not, the entire story with Jen was really touching I thought. I've probably read half of all the stories, but theres some damn funny moments in there.

I'd buy the book..
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Yeah, i've been reading them for the last 2hrs or so. I read it like a book, real or not, the entire story with Jen was really touching I thought. I've probably read half of all the stories, but theres some damn funny moments in there.

I'd buy the book..
I want to see the movie!!!
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Old 24-08-2007, 12:23 AM   #14
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I want to see the movie!!!
LOL that'd be awesome!
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Old 23-08-2007, 11:32 PM   #15
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Spent most of the night reading that whole thread... damn funny stuff. Who would have thought being a garbo could potentially be so interesting...

A movie would be good... Hell they made a movie about a guy that deals with portable toilets... why not a garbo?
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Old 24-08-2007, 04:14 AM   #16
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Great thread that, just spent the last few hours at work reading it all through

Some fun times there
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Old 24-08-2007, 05:20 AM   #17
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Now thats some funny poo poo...
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Old 24-08-2007, 12:52 PM   #18
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the swear filter over there is a classic!!
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Old 24-08-2007, 12:57 PM   #19
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Old 24-08-2007, 01:10 PM   #20
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All the stories are a really good read. I recommend everyone read them all in order. Its very rare to find a story that well written with humour and real emotions in it, especially on the net. I really would buy the book!
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Its very rare to find a story that well written with humour and real emotions in it, especially on the net. I really would buy the book!
Google "Tucker Max" if you haven't heard of him already. Totally different league of story than this, but still awesome nontheless. Ended up getting a book deal & everything out of stories he wrote on the net about his, lets say "escapades". (I think the site is www.tuckermax.com but can't remember offhand).

But yeah, this Bruiser guy should have his own website and write them up on there instead of just on the SA Forums, would be awesome to see him get a book deal, I'd buy it

Looking forward to more free time to keep reading some more!
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Old 24-08-2007, 01:46 PM   #22
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Man this is going to keep me entertained for hours. Awesome find.
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Old 24-08-2007, 03:42 PM   #23
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Well that was my day at work.. I'm only up to page 20
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Bruiser for PM. Simply classic
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yep, that took most of the day so i cant complain!!

awesome stories. well written too, really enjoyed it!
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