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25-06-2005, 05:27 PM
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Im a good blue blooded ford fan, and would like to see some good comebacks to the usuall:
"Holdens r better" "Look who won bathurst" "holdens are faster.... etc jus looken for some good comebacks coz i got some mates who barrack for the wrong team |
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25-06-2005, 05:30 PM
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Cuban... nothing like it
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you havent met minge, hes a blue blood, 23 stone and would like to introduce him to his G string!
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25-06-2005, 11:42 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
 
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Older, wiser, poorer. Now in Euro-Trash. VW Coupe V6 4motion.
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25-06-2005, 11:45 PM
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Detroit Locker Equiped TM
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...... and your point is?
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26-06-2005, 03:10 AM
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26-06-2005, 06:37 PM
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26-06-2005, 06:56 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Skaife won 6 of the 13 rounds once and still didnt win the championship. There is big points at Bathurst isnt there? Plus its the hardest to win IMO thats why there is so much talk about it.
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25-06-2005, 05:33 PM
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Ya mum!
Ignoring them is the best idea, they are idiots if they can't see there are good cars on both sides of the fence. |
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25-06-2005, 05:35 PM
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25-06-2005, 05:40 PM
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yeah i also seem to notice that they dont seem to notice that there is more to the championship than bathurst lol, there just dub and dont know anything about cars.
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25-06-2005, 05:40 PM
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iRegular crossmember
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*dumb not dub
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25-06-2005, 11:27 PM
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Solution Was Boost 4?, 6 & 8
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25-06-2005, 11:40 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Well, considering every Holden runs a Ford 9" diff and front suspension.. I cant see too many Holdens winning bathurst without a fair bit of Ford in them.
Lets not even go into their cyl head desing now either...ahem..redesigned to be more like Ford..ahem
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26-06-2005, 02:29 AM
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Windsor Man!
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Don't forget, that at Last Bathurst, Herpes Simplex Virus did win. however, there were 9 Fords in the top 10. Or was that 8?? I can't remember. Anywho, tell ya mate's that you v6 falcon will beat there's any day. Remember, if you let them know it is a I6, they might start to get curious about it, let them think they are better, cause we don't wan idiots owning Fords. What am I on about??? Sorry, I'm tired.
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26-06-2005, 06:59 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
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IMO my best come back would have to be "F^%k Off!!!!"
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26-06-2005, 07:15 PM
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I find the best one is to get them to lift the hood then fall about laughing!
Waving bye-bye as the tiny image dissapears in the rear view mirror is good too! The ones with the most to say are generaly the ones with the most to prove. Witty comebacks will generally sail right past these types...  :
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26-06-2005, 07:45 PM
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LPG > You
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
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Just wave and smile as you drive past when their Commo's break down.. priceless
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26-06-2005, 07:52 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Comeback No 1- HOLDEN, The only thing your hold'en in you COCK!!!!
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26-06-2005, 08:27 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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H O L D E N
Hope Our Luck Dont End Now |
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26-06-2005, 09:45 PM
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Zedjay I was going to say the exacy same term. Oh well.
F O R D First On Race Day |
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27-06-2005, 09:10 AM
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A V8 salute to my DEATH
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F O R D
Found on rubbish dump - Yeah but look what it comes up like with a spit'n'polish
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27-06-2005, 10:09 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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they always use
FORD four old rusty doors too and then i say "well at least ford dont have a big pussy on the logo"  :
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27-06-2005, 11:09 AM
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Mick
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How about...
HOLDEN Heaps Of Losers Drive Em' Now  :
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27-06-2005, 11:23 AM
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Mick
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Found what I was Looking for...
Holden: Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now Holes Oil Leaks Dents Engine Noise Heaps Of Loud Distorted Engine Noises Hey Our Lads Don't Engineer Nuthin Heaps Of Losers Drive Em Now Highly Stolen Vehicle |
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27-06-2005, 03:04 PM
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V8 Rock'n'Roll....
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T ons O f R ust A nd N o A cceleration! Usually makes the fans of older Holdens have kittens.... :evil_laug
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27-06-2005, 11:26 AM
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To shreads you say?!
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I had a ******** in a proton something-or-other try to line up against my old XF (with had extensive engine mods) and after i smoked him we stopped at set of lights, commenting on the S badge on the side of my car, he said "whats the s for... slow". I just said, "nah mate, it stands for just kicked your asssssssss". Funnily enough he didn't even try at the lights after that...
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27-06-2005, 12:56 PM
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"Holdens are better" Retort: "Yeah they are heaps better, and they use less fuel too. <Pause> Must be all the time they spend getting towed." "Look who won Bathurst." Retort: "Was it Skaife in a Skyline again? I thougth we got rid of him!" "Holdens are faster" Retort: "Ofcourse they are, what with all the rust their power to weight is always superior! And improves every time it rains!"
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27-06-2005, 01:21 PM
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Why do they have rear window heaters on Commodores??
To keep your hands warm whilst pushing them.. |
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28-06-2005, 09:33 PM
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and thats coming from a HOLDEN fan |
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27-06-2005, 01:23 PM
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You know what they say about Commodores??
Try and try as hard as you like, you just cant polish a turd!!!! |
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good comebacks
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