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29-07-2005, 02:02 PM
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LPG > You
Join Date: Dec 2004
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A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?!" he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well..last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.."
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29-07-2005, 02:16 PM
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Ewwww
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29-07-2005, 02:21 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
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I wish I hadn't read that now
 : I've just had lunch...
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29-07-2005, 07:59 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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OOOHHH NNNOOOOO...hehehe
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FORD RULES OK The more I know ppl the more I love my DOGS. 2011 SY Territory Limited Edition TS 2000 AUII SE ute IL6 |
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29-07-2005, 08:06 PM
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Undergraduate EB Operator
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theres a time and place for everything, this is NOT it
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29-07-2005, 09:51 PM
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29-07-2005, 08:59 PM
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lol.....ewww!
thats nasty :
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29-07-2005, 09:47 PM
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Prodigal Son
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Ahh dear.
My little sister is inappropriate at the best of times... the internet is supposed to be my escape :fraz:
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29-07-2005, 10:36 PM
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The Smoking Sloth™
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Ignore the haters, Steffo. It's a mad joke!
  :Toilet humour > *.humour.
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29-07-2005, 10:50 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Man I love that one it's gold mate
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30-07-2005, 11:04 AM
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Rocket Fuel Anyone?
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Ha ha ha ! It sure put a smile on my face.
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30-07-2005, 11:21 AM
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my other ride is the bus.
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30-07-2005, 11:25 AM
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I got a grandpa gag.. might be a repost though but still cracks me up
Grandpa was walking in the garden with his little grandson Jonnie when the grandson stopped and pointed to a worm.. "Where do worms live?" the younster askes "In that little hole just there" replies pop "I bet you $5 I can get the worm back in his house grandpa" Jonnie exclaims "No, see how soft and wiggly that worm is you won't be able to do it" Grandpa replies The little lad runs inside, gets a can of hairspray, gives the worm a few coats and it turns as straight and hard as a pencil.. Jonnie picks it up and slides the worm back into the hole in the ground.. Impressed Grandad gives Jonnie the 5'er. Later that afternoon Grandpa comes out to find Jonnie playing in the garden again, he walks up and gives him 5 bucks. "But grandpa you have already given me the $5" says Jonnie "Yes I know that one is from your grandma"
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30-07-2005, 11:30 AM
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my other ride is the bus.
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make it stop!
Argghhhh...
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30-07-2005, 12:37 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
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Why do I keep reading this thread??
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30-07-2005, 01:05 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
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Bahahahaha!
I think they're both classics! :
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30-07-2005, 01:25 PM
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haha that seccond ones funny too
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30-07-2005, 01:50 PM
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some wrinkles should stay wrinkles.
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