joke - cracked me up

[KEV EB XR8]

Dear Sir,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I don not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.


Dear Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the
arguments you have raised , the administration rejects your request
for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management
team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often
seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations,
such as wearing protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you
have completed the assigned task.

And if all this is not enough, you have been seen
constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management

[FRDGAL]

HAHAHAHAHAHA : :

[Sagerian]

Hehe. Poor poor penis.

[TZENU]

love it

[MITCHAY]

Haha ive heard it before but its still funny.

i like that

[Velociraptor]

hahhahahhahahahahah :