OOmpa Luumpa

[TuMor]

"Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when your car is all - show?
flick of a switch and your neons will - glow
What are you at being terribly - bling?
Why would you do this - thing?

I don't like the look of it"








If you say youve seen this before somewhere else, or complain it a repost. Just remember noone cares! :Reverend:

Lets try to continue the fun. Youd can write another verse?

[Danny]

What do you do when your commo is - Crap
Pamper and spoil it like a siamese cat
Go to ya mates and get a monster exhaust
But it wont stop ya car sounding real-ly coarse!

What do you get when you drive a VT
Street cred with yobs and an IQ of 3
Its hard to look cool when you drive an Ex-ec
Knowing you spent more on your-head deck!!

[DOC]

What do you get when a bored dude in WA is not - well?
He flicked his switch and on he comes ringin his - bell
What was he thinkin ? would we all jump up and - shout
Or perhaps we start a poll and kick him - out ?

[KEV EB XR8]

As my foot hit the brakes , we stopped with a - jerk
So then as the jerk got out,i got into the - merc
With my foot planted firmly , foot to the - floor
I reached over sideways , and grabbed me the - whore
So now with the bumpy road , and the whore in the - saddle
All the excitement has me all wet , and in need of a - paddle


I've really got to get a life.

[XLS99 Ute man]

i hate loompas

[Mechan1k]

Originally Posted by XLS99 Ute man

i hate loompas

I used to work with one.

[Valknutr]

i saw a luumpa once, but he was in a cage, and he wasnt moving...

[Mechan1k]

Sorry I had to find these pics that one of the guys at work editied (with his pic from the work directory).

[FGX-351]

what do u do while your vl breaks - down
kick it around and look like a - clown
it coughs and it splutters all over the - road
how long til that thing will bloody - explode

what do you do when you floor a - vn
a huge cloud of smoke and a top speed of - ten
vt and vx are big in the - rear
skaifey's a dork and kelly is - queer

[FGX-351]

lol i like danny's the best by far, im still giggling haha

[MAFIA]

hahahahaha this is relly funny.. c'mon let keep the crappy holden stuff coming

[FGX-351]

what do you do when you see a holden sh#t - box
you point and you laugh then pelt them with - rocks
all holden cars are shockingly - bad
both rick and todd have sex with there - dad

lol ok after that im gonna lay off the kelly's being inbred and ghey

[Hawk]

What do you get when you buy a Hol-den?
Are you sure of its o-ri-gin?
Do you know what you will do?
Now that you own a rebadged Dae-woo.

[FGX-351]

Originally Posted by Hawk

What do you get when you buy a Hol-den?
Are you sure of its o-ri-gin?
Do you know what you will do?
Now that you own a rebadged Dae-woo.

HAHAHAHAHA lol that one is hilarious

[Stevo]

ahahahahhahaahah good stuff, they are getting funnier and funnier

[gozza]

what do u say when ya mates in a holden
with 20 inch chromes but the cars not a rollin
do u try and convert the perverted sense of success
or wait till the engine explodes from the stress

[Tiapan]

what is that tacho for on ya vl?
its not wired in and people can tell,
where are you at putten vyss rims on that?
and that 3inch exhaust sounds like ya engine just shat!

one wheeler burnouts on the foreshore,
all the yobo fat chicks scream for more n more,
then a xe whips a heli and makes ya look poor
cant expect much more from a comm-a-dore

i dont like the look of this

[Tiapan]

what is that pinging from my new gen 3?
when i go cruzin y they laughin at me?
feel so embarassed so i put down my foot
hardly moves and coughs a cloud as black as soot!

[FGX-351]

Talk about a thread mine.
I just happened to find this one and it gave me abit of a laugh.