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08-11-2005, 02:10 PM
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I don't normally post this kind of forwarded email, but I thought everyone should read this.
____________________________ ** High Priority ** I wouldn't normally send on this sort of scare-mongering but this comes from a very reliable source and warning is genuine. Yesterday, a friend of mine was travelling on a train from Brisbane. A man of Middle-Eastern appearance got off the train and my friend noticed that he had left his bag behind. He grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him in the station and handed him back his bag. He was extremely grateful, he looked around to make sure nobody was looking and whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to...with a word of advice for you : Stay away from Inala" My friend was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?", he asked him. "No ... ", he whispered back...... "It's a sh*thole.
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ColumnShift Media '72 Plymouth Scamp '80 Courier '13 Kawasaki ZX14-R '13 Berlina '92 Suzuki DR650 If you don't fight - You lose
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08-11-2005, 02:28 PM
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Official AFF conservative
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Lol!!! That, my friend - is very classy.
Nice work ;)
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08-11-2005, 02:33 PM
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BWA HAHAHAHA! Golden.
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08-11-2005, 02:36 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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 out: And i thought it was legitimate. very good.....
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08-11-2005, 02:37 PM
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Cute, pity I heard the same joke with different names about 2 years ago. But what the hell we all know QLD is a few years behind the rest of OZ
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Dying at your job is natures way of saying that you're in the wrong line of work.
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08-11-2005, 03:00 PM
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Mopar/No Car
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I'm sure Wagga Wagga really is the cutting edge too!
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ColumnShift Media '72 Plymouth Scamp '80 Courier '13 Kawasaki ZX14-R '13 Berlina '92 Suzuki DR650 If you don't fight - You lose
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08-11-2005, 05:09 PM
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ROFL...
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08-11-2005, 05:17 PM
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i was disspaointed it was a joke
was thinking sweet..inalas gonna be goooone |
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08-11-2005, 05:42 PM
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I got a warning for you to. I was at home last night when there was a knock at the door. When I opened the door, there was a gentleman who said he was conducting a survey and would I mind participating. I agreed. The guy asked me if he could see my bum. So I showed him my bum. Guys, this is a scam. He only wants to see your bum. There is no actual survey. Wish I had known about this scam earlier. I feel so violated.
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08-11-2005, 05:52 PM
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08-11-2005, 06:07 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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08-11-2005, 06:11 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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 : very good.... nice to have a laugh or two sometimes  :
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08-11-2005, 05:53 PM
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...fairly odd
Join Date: Jul 2005
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ahahaha well done.
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08-11-2005, 08:32 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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i can't stop laughing, good stuff!!!
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09-11-2005, 07:09 AM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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Ha Ha Hence the name BUCKNAKED, Who in thier right mind would just drop thier dacs and show the ol chocie starfish??????????
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09-11-2005, 07:57 AM
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Jarrod (EDMonty) wanted to hurt me after I sent him this bad joke:
A man goes to the zoo. When he gets there, there was only a dog. It was a sh*tzu.
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That was the best Joke ive heard today!!! Slow day but.
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09-11-2005, 09:16 AM
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I remember seeing a similar joke in my inbox yesterday :P
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09-11-2005, 10:41 PM
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thats gold mate, solid gold
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