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14-11-2005, 08:18 PM
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Afterburner + skids =
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Skidsville
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If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a poofter. If you work too hard...there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing lazy *****. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy **** and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference. If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't....................you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.......that's domination. If she asks you.........it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. If you don't..............you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist. If you don't.................you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain. If you don't................you're a slob. If you buy her flowers.............you're after something. If you don't....................you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of . If you're not .you're not ambitious. If she has a headache............she's tired. If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. If you don't................there must be someone else. Men die first because they want to..... :baby bott
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14-11-2005, 08:21 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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ahaha nice :P
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14-11-2005, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Brisbane
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gee that is so true......i love it.....i have had a bad year as far as women go and i have to say that is spot on.....
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14-11-2005, 11:13 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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Yes, I can totally relate to these! :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug
Here's a quickie: Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?". The guy said, "No." And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted. The end.
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15-11-2005, 04:20 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: coowonga
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15-11-2005, 10:54 AM
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Mot Adv-NSW
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Lake Macquarie, NSW
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She died of starvation?
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15-11-2005, 10:41 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
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lol yeah that needing a man to light the fire and serach for driftwood
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15-11-2005, 10:59 AM
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Mopar/No Car
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Down the Obi..
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She died in the dark, surrounded by spiders, because as a woman, she could neither change a lightbulb nor step on a spider...
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ColumnShift Media '72 Plymouth Scamp '80 Courier '13 Kawasaki ZX14-R '13 Berlina '92 Suzuki DR650 If you don't fight - You lose
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15-11-2005, 11:16 AM
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Adapt or perish...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dip!@#$
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Nice one Nick. Heh heh heh.
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15-11-2005, 01:31 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Sunshine Coast
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Why do men die first ?
Because they want too !!!! |
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15-11-2005, 01:36 PM
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Once PHASED.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Townsville
Posts: 972
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its called battle fatigue
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