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18-02-2005, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wagga
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An Aussie, Kiwi and an Indian...
A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and an Indian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden, Saudi police entered and arrested them. They were initially sentenced to death but they contested this and were finally imprisoned for life. But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." So the Indian guy thought for a while and then said:" Please be tieing a pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The kiwi, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again. Before the Aussie could say something, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "As you are from a popular country, and your rugby team are terrific, and your women beautiful you can have two wishes!". "Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The Aussie replies. "My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes." "If you so desire", the Sheik replies with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie that Bloody Kiwi to my back"
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18-02-2005, 01:01 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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mwahahahahahaha
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18-02-2005, 01:38 PM
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Bring back the Phase
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Portland, Vic
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hahahahaha nice one ;)
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18-02-2005, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canberra, ACT HeadGaskets: 2
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18-02-2005, 06:22 PM
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THCC Motorsport member 1
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: the ghetto....no im being serious!
Posts: 1,139
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awww poor kiwi bro aye :P
funny as though hehehehehe
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18-02-2005, 06:44 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: South East Melbourne
Posts: 6,156
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Choice ey cuz?
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18-02-2005, 07:12 PM
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LPG > You
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Posts: 4,277
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