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20-02-2006, 10:43 PM
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AFF's 1st DM.......
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Wha???... There is only 2 states 2 be in.. WA or Drunk..
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Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming
Rugby World Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was testicular removal. "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!" The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment. Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last opinion from someone he could trust. The Kiwi doctor examined him and said: "Wiremu Cuzzy Bro, you huv prostate suckness ey" "What's the cure thin doc?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer. "Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls." "Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"
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20-02-2006, 11:04 PM
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Dealing with bloody kiwis over there on a daily basis... THIS ones definately heading across the Tasman!... absolute p sser!
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20-02-2006, 11:34 PM
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Number 5 is alive!
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Hahahah is this your life story young fella?
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21-02-2006, 08:01 PM
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20-02-2006, 11:39 PM
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hahaha it's funnier than i thought it would be. good one mate!
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21-02-2006, 09:07 PM
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Number 5 is alive!
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Hahah, ok mate, but i thought.......................?
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test tickets?????
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