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05-05-2006, 12:37 PM
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Bolt Nerd
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
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Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation. The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know... 'Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.'' The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... ''Double Income, No Kids Yet. " The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... 'Rich, Urban, Biker. " The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know... 'Double Income, Little Dog Owner.'' They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?'' She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, F##k , Etc.''
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05-05-2006, 12:39 PM
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"Saddam your sooo emo"-JH
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Cairns, Qld.
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hahahahahahaha classic....:P
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05-05-2006, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
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im offended
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05-05-2006, 12:51 PM
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"Saddam your sooo emo"-JH
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Cairns, Qld.
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05-05-2006, 12:54 PM
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Bolt Nerd
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
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Another.. (hope NOT offensive?)
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Current vehicles.. Yamaha Rhino UTV, SWB 4L TJ Jeep, and boring Lhd RAV4 Bionic BF F6... UPDATE: Replaced by Shiro White 370z 7A Roadster. SOLD Workhack: FG Silhouette XR50 Turbo ute (11.63@127.44mph) SOLD 2 wheels.. 2015 103ci HD Wideglide.. SOLD SOLD THE LOT, Voted with our feet and relocated to COSTA RICA for some Pura Vida! (Ex Blood Orange #023 FPV Pursuit owner : )
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05-05-2006, 12:58 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Hahaahahahhhahaha ..... I havent had such a good laugh in ages ..........
Top stuff :P |
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05-05-2006, 01:09 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Melbourne
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They are both funny, well done!
Cheers Simon  :
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05-05-2006, 02:18 PM
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What's green is gold
![[Tonko]'s Avatar](image.php?s=f35153b661ca305ada3f846a7eb7e4fc&u=14157&dateline=1232530551)
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Shepparton
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hahaha good stuff... thats gold
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05-05-2006, 02:30 PM
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GT
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: SYDNEY
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why do they name cyclones after women ??
when they come they are wet and warm . when they leave they take the house !!! |
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05-05-2006, 02:56 PM
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A Bloke
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Far North Queensland, Australia
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HAHAHAHAHA! Three absolute classics
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"So I said ... lol ... get this, I said your girlfriend looks like a koala!"  :
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05-05-2006, 04:49 PM
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As in 'best there ever'
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bayswater, VIC
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Not me. I'm a "Caring, Understanding, Nineties Type".
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05-05-2006, 06:01 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Essendon - VIC
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nice Woz :P
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05-05-2006, 06:17 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Adelaide, SA
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Q...What do tupperware containers and walrus's have in common?
A... They both like tight seals !! I dont mean to offend - but damn I laughed ! |
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Fri Funny
Bahahahaha
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