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15-03-2005, 10:44 PM
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Looking for clues...
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Morayfield
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They've had warnings on cigarette packets for years about how smoking effected your health for a while now (I only ever smoked the packs that had warnings relating to pregnancy... that way I was safe!) now they may be putting similar warnings on cans and bottles of our favourite sustenance! Here's some of the suggestions being put forward...
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a ****er. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species, and/or name you can't remember) WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. |
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16-03-2005, 02:30 AM
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V8 Ghia & BF2 XR6 + Wagon
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Location: Adelaide
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Good laugh there.
One i haven't seen before but someone is bound to say it's a re-post.
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16-03-2005, 10:43 AM
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Location: Central Coast, NSW
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 :hehe had to do it. But really, it is a repost. Quite funny though :baby bott |
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16-03-2005, 05:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canberra, ACT HeadGaskets: 2
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hahaha so true |
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16-03-2005, 06:12 PM
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I wish I was a Pursuit...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Albany WA
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yeah that's happened a few times  :
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16-03-2005, 07:15 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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16-03-2005, 07:56 PM
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16-03-2005, 08:23 PM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: between her legs
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warning Alcohol causes ugly chick to get laid
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16-03-2005, 08:54 PM
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-Village Idiot-
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Perth
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Alcohol, helping ugly people get laid since 1527
 Theres a few good ones there, ...used to put some on my home brew batches 
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