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29-11-2006, 10:36 PM
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I build your wish list...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Country Victoria
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While walking through the Boulder Colorado woods a man
came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing? "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..."So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewellery, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy Handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What the hell happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, is it cupcake?" |
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29-11-2006, 10:40 PM
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MIGHTY MAGPIES 2010
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: yarram se vic in the shed listening to pinkfloyd and rubbing panels
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GOLD ha ha ha
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30-11-2006, 12:10 PM
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AFF Post NAZI
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Albury
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bahahahahahahahahaha...ROFL OMg lol hehehehehehehe GOLD
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30-11-2006, 01:21 PM
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Force Fed Fords
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Lysterfield
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Nice, very nice..
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BA XR6 TURBO 310rwkw and always chasing more Now with 6th Gear RAPID PERFORMANCE ORSM FORD CRUISER
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30-11-2006, 04:33 PM
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DALLY 41
Join Date: May 2006
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ROFL...
thats a ****er
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30-11-2006, 08:37 PM
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Spin 'em Habib !
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Cranbourne Victoria
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Good and Bad at the Same Time ,
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