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14-04-2005, 10:05 AM
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likes falcon's
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard" She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?" You better explain yourself! The husband looks at her straight in the eyes and says calmly: I'll explain the toy.you explain the kids
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14-04-2005, 10:08 AM
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Low and Loud
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hahahahah! that a good one but an old one
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14-04-2005, 10:09 AM
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likes falcon's
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ye, i've never heard it so :P
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14-04-2005, 10:24 AM
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Back to Le Frenchy
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ROFLMAO never heard that one before.
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14-04-2005, 02:54 PM
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It is hard...
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Haha, not a bad joke. :MrT_anim:
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14-04-2005, 03:09 PM
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lol thats a good one!
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14-04-2005, 07:00 PM
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My 1st set of Wings!!!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: way, WAY south of the Bombays!!!
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HAHAHA I like it man lol
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14-04-2005, 09:49 PM
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Precision Imagery
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Location: Brisbane
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Thats fantastic lol
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