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26-01-2007, 01:21 AM
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- V8 ENTHUSIAST -
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Wellington, NZ
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Hung Chow calls work and says, "Boss I no come work today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you day, When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......You got nice house." I was able to trace the call from New Zealand and I have found the culprit - Mr Chow 
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26-01-2007, 02:07 AM
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20 INCH 100 SPOKES
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: sth aust
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Velly funnay!!!
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26-01-2007, 09:16 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Brisbane
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It's an old one.......... "but still very good one."
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26-01-2007, 11:58 AM
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Barra Turbo > V8
  
Join Date: Jan 2005
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hahahaha gold
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27-01-2007, 11:00 AM
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That Canadian guy.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Toronto, Canada.
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Hahahahahaaaa!!
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27-01-2007, 11:05 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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haha, havent heard that one before, but it aint bad!
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27-01-2007, 12:35 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Gren A Waverrey
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That's good..very good!
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27-01-2007, 08:18 PM
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The Vengeful One
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Tazzy
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very good, make me laugh long time!
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27-01-2007, 08:25 PM
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Back to Le Frenchy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Back home.....
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Dahahahaha you vely funny man!
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28-01-2007, 08:23 AM
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E-series mutantette
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Murray Bridge, SA
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lmao thats a good one!
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