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14-03-2007, 07:42 PM
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XR5 Pilot
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth, Ex NSW
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I had some guy called Ben add me to there MSN yesterday.Anyway
Today he's online the conversation went like this Ben: Hi Me: Hi Me: Who's this? Ben: Ben...whos this? Me: Chris...How would I know you? Ben: Are you on AFF? Me: Yea I am...My Nicknames Bucket, what yours? Ben: lickapussyaday Me *thinking...you got away with a name like that on Australian Ford Forums??* Lol Ok mate Anyway...the conversation stretched on...I saw an SS Ute in his Av picture and it made sense he was on AFF so we were talking about cars. He kept on mentioning a Sexy picture of me on AFF.... I had just posted on of my Bro and I at a Pub..I thought he was just kidding...then he called my Car Sexy (I have my Focus as my MSN Av)...I was thinkin..."ok...he's just having a bit of a joke"..for someone with an SS he had an abnormal interest in my Zetec... Was saying he wanted to come over for a ride in my car...and I'm thinking..."what the hell...arent we a bit pally!" Then he says...Do you drive arround wearing what you do in that sexy pic? I was thinking "WTF?? A polo and Jeans?" So I ask him..."What Pic? are you talking about Jadey's Avatar? Thats not her mate...and i didnt think the pic was half naked" He says "Your Names Jadey??? Then Whos Chris??? that one of you Half Naked in AFF...this is Jadeys Email right?" He says "You know in the Girls section" I say to him "Theres a Girl Section in AFF??? Link me up man lol!!" then I pause...something so weird is going on "WTF? I dont have a pic like that...only one of me and My Bro at the Pub in the post a pic section" Then...He sends me the link I asked for to Adult Friend Finder.com...Not Australian Ford Forums... Me: *stifling a laugh* "Im not a girl mate"...who do you think I am?" Then he says..."Oh ****...why do I feel like a Major dick all of a sudden" I've just lost it...tears are in my Eyes Me: "Arent you feeling a tad Homosexual" Then he left Made My Day that did :hihi:  :
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14-03-2007, 08:09 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Gold.
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14-03-2007, 08:10 PM
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pure pwnage.
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14-03-2007, 08:13 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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LOL, that's a quality story mate!!!
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14-03-2007, 08:16 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha
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14-03-2007, 08:35 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Wow.. Just.. wow.
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14-03-2007, 08:48 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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ahahaha what a cracker!
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14-03-2007, 08:51 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Sure it's not a pink SS he drives?
 Gee, we could draw a few conclusions with that one Holden= :ymca:
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14-03-2007, 08:58 PM
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hehe now thats funny ... thx for that it made my day
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14-03-2007, 09:00 PM
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:hihi: amusing indeed.
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14-03-2007, 09:00 PM
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hahaha thats gold.....
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14-03-2007, 09:05 PM
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Falcon Addict
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Crap, that was a good read... I am still having a laugh.
lickapussyaday  : Last seen wrestling with the neighbours cat  :
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14-03-2007, 09:41 PM
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14-03-2007, 09:02 PM
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Gold!!!!!
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14-03-2007, 09:36 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Should put him onto the tongue piercing thread.
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14-03-2007, 09:41 PM
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![ten[A]cio[U]s's Avatar](image.php?s=af8bcacdef0cbd37f39f2b6b681a3eed&u=10683&dateline=1382916548)
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hahaha thats gold. The blokes ego would be crushed!
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14-03-2007, 09:43 PM
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a good laugh. lol
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14-03-2007, 09:45 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I lolled big time.
Then sent the link to lots of people |
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14-03-2007, 09:50 PM
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funniest thing i have read all year!
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14-03-2007, 10:10 PM
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LMAO gold! thats great!
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14-03-2007, 11:03 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
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Ah sucked in to him!! Thats awesome.
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14-03-2007, 11:18 PM
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Funniest thing I've read in ages.
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15-03-2007, 01:03 AM
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XR5 Pilot
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I still can't believe it happened...every time I read it I laugh...what a dunce! Apologies for any poor typing or stuff ups...I was trying to keep myself composed as I typed it out :hihi:
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15-03-2007, 01:28 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Mate , that is Hilarious :nutsycuck , You should have set up his address up here here & he could get 20,000+ "Ford Fan" replies , he'd think all his Christmas's had come at once .
Actually , if he thinks your Av on here is "Vewy Thexy" , I think he's a bit "Bent" Lol .
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15-03-2007, 09:23 AM
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Just Super Happy now :)
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hahaha thats so funny...
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15-03-2007, 11:50 AM
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That is too funny! Pw3nage at its best....
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15-03-2007, 12:09 PM
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Some scary people on this thing we call the internet....
Wonder if his "technique" has ever paid off??
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15-03-2007, 01:44 PM
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15-03-2007, 02:40 PM
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XR5 Pilot
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Found a similar one of a funny nature from Bash.org
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty ***** of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't ***** with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the *****, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you ***** up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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