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Old 26-02-2007, 04:43 PM   #1
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Default Wanna Be There- Win Clipsal Tickets



To help us celebate our new name change we have found a double pass ( 2 people ) adult general admission tickets to the clipsal 500 Adelaide For The Saturday and Sunday. ( value $262)

To be in the running , write a short story, poem , song or other with the topic theme being ,what you like best about ford forums. in 25 words or less.

You will need to be able to make it to the track, I am happy to drop tickets off if your in town or if from out of town you will need to swing by and pick them up.

Enter as many times as you like.

Competition closes midnight wednesday 28th 2007.

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Old 26-02-2007, 05:02 PM   #2
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Falcons, Territory even Early Ford
An Australian run forum board
Tech help, clubs, art and chat
FordForums.com has all that
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Old 26-02-2007, 07:00 PM   #3
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Ok we have one player so far, I'm sure there must be more poeple out there who would like some tickets.

Moved to bar

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Old 26-02-2007, 10:13 PM   #4
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Entry number one!-IF your falcoooon goes boom, jump on line thier is plenty of rooooom.

OR

If you want to cry about petrol prices, EA fuel economy, Camry drivers, commy driver or just your own speeding fines,,,,, we are all here we are all their, listening to you howl and wail (yeah right) even if your mummy doesn’t care!

I know its above 25 words but you cant improve perfection, well I can but you guys don’t have the skills. DO you want my address now, or should I just pick them up?
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Old 26-02-2007, 10:33 PM   #5
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I know its above 25 words but you cant improve perfection, well I can but you guys don’t have the skills. DO you want my address now, or should I just pick them up?
Your right not to many skills here, thats why i cant count or read past 25 words :evil3:
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Old 26-02-2007, 10:37 PM   #6
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[QUOTE=bEAn86]Entry number one!-IF your falcoooon goes boom, jump on line thier is plenty of rooooom.
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this one has my vote so far
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Old 26-02-2007, 11:45 PM   #7
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Blue blood flows through our veins
Maintenance, queries, power gains
Forget Holden, Imports and the rest
Talk Ford, with some of the best
FordForums.com.au



I am guessing FordForums.com.au is two words?
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Old 26-02-2007, 11:49 PM   #8
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i like that second one Tibbo!
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Old 27-02-2007, 12:06 AM   #9
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There once was a girl from up the babushka,
her car conked out, and asked whoosha to push er',
he did what he did best, and got the thing started,
after a few minor coughs, and after the thing farted,
soon they realised it wasnt the car,
for it was spooly, coming from afar,
driving his F6, being a pain in the a**,
get whoosha to do it, he wins doc's pass!
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Old 27-02-2007, 09:00 AM   #10
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hahaha rodderz
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Old 27-02-2007, 09:52 AM   #11
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A is for AUsome
D is for dumpt
E is for e-series
L is for lunch
A is again for AU
I is for I dont know
Doc is giving away race tickets
Everyone wants to go.
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Old 27-02-2007, 10:22 AM   #12
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there is a legendary internet site ,
that many car nuts and nerds jump on at night ,
to see whats new with fords ,
and some like to bag fully sik commodores ,

the site has some nice cars ,
and i beleive a few new Stars ,
you could either ask whoosha to do it ,
or find a E-Mutant to Cable Tie some Bits ,

the site is fordforums in Aus ,
and we all like it just because ,
so if you like your fords through and through
theres only one thing you need to do ,

BECOME A MEMBER TODAY !
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Old 27-02-2007, 04:29 PM   #13
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Hey Casper it's BBQ time in Adders, you bring the snags, I'll bring the Fairlane.


Yeah, I know it's slack but it's less that 25 words and I'm tired.
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Old 27-02-2007, 05:23 PM   #14
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Pioneer Henry, and it all began
2004, an Aussie place was the plan
Everything in an oval and coloured blue
That’s why we love FordForums.com.au
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Old 27-02-2007, 05:28 PM   #15
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Tibbo, you didn't major in poetry sometime during your life did you?
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Old 27-02-2007, 05:29 PM   #16
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Need a polish, wax or rub?
Docs online car care will have the stuff,
to clean your car bumper to bumper
tickets please? :P
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Old 27-02-2007, 05:51 PM   #17
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Need a polish, wax or rub?
Docs online car care will have the stuff,
to clean your car bumper to bumper
tickets please? :P

Need a polish, wax or rub
or just the right way to tub
Docs online masters the stuff
no more dirt, give it a buff.

Im not entering, but HLC's was a good starter.
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Old 27-02-2007, 08:37 PM   #18
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Ford Forums Is The Best
Ford Forums Is The Best
Ford Forums Is The Best
Ford Forums Is The Best
Ford Forums Is The Best

There ya go , 25 words exactly .
If i win i will give the tickets to the second best , as i cannot make it to Adelaide .Lol
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Old 27-02-2007, 08:59 PM   #19
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Need a polish, wax or rub
or just the right way to tub
Docs online masters the stuff
no more dirt, give it a buff.

Im not entering, but HLC's was a good starter.
enter mate, that shits all over mine LOL
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Old 27-02-2007, 09:23 PM   #20
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if you want to whinge about holden
jump online, your responce will be golden.
some bogans may say fords are gay.
but well see who comes out on top at the end of the day
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Old 27-02-2007, 09:28 PM   #21
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enter mate, that shits all over mine LOL
nah its just abit of fun, i cant go anyway.
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Old 27-02-2007, 09:34 PM   #22
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here my second one.


weather you own a falcon,territory or capri
fordforums.com.au is the place to be
its for all fords big and small
so come join in youll have a ball
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Old 27-02-2007, 09:38 PM   #23
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Some good stuff there so far, so everyone knows I am going to get my daughters to judge the entries, and good to put if you cant go and just having some fun, dont need a re draw.

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Old 27-02-2007, 09:40 PM   #24
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if you want to whinge about holden
jump online, your responce will be golden.
some bogans may say fords are gay.
but well see who comes out on top at the end of the day

but we'll see who comes out, First On Race Day. :sm_headba
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Old 27-02-2007, 09:52 PM   #25
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yea. thats a better ending.
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Old 27-02-2007, 09:56 PM   #26
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yea. thats a better ending.
Nah. The best ending is "YOU WIN!"

Dont count mine either Pete, if I was to go back to Adders I'd never get past the Barossa on the way home!
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Old 27-02-2007, 10:34 PM   #27
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ok another one

ford forums is a massive message bord
dedicated to everything ford
from how to trick out your ride
to showing off your pride
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Old 27-02-2007, 10:56 PM   #28
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just thaught of another one

you know your a ford fan for life.
when you choose your ford over your wife.
this sounds harsh i know
but when theres only room for one, you gotta go
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Old 28-02-2007, 06:27 PM   #29
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Some good ones there 'krt10' . Your a poet and you didn't even know it ! ;)
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Old 28-02-2007, 06:56 PM   #30
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whether you got a fat BA or a lazy AU
Fordforums is the place for you
were located here deep down under
Its the right place to make your EA thunder!
you can come here to make your car quick
or even just to vent your ******!
everything from big to small
all cars welcome as long she's a Ford!

Dont count me as an entry just havin fun and the word that got filtered is the stuff that comes out when you go number 2's on the thunder box starts with s but its naught :
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