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Old 17-03-2009, 08:42 PM   #1
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Default Tailgator - A Solution for Laminge's Accident-Prone Mate

Hey Laminge,

Here's a product that your mate could use next time he's at the beach sucking in his gut to impress the ladies. Maybe he has already tried it out. The guy on the left certainly looks like him!

http://cgi.ebay.com:80/ws/eBayISAPI....B:FSEL:US:1123

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Old 17-03-2009, 08:58 PM   #2
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I want the 5 burner bbq attachment with expandable toilet seat attachment
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Old 17-03-2009, 09:01 PM   #3
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Whilst good in theory i suspect it may end in tears:

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Old 17-03-2009, 09:07 PM   #4
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Some people come out with the worst things to sell! Imagine parking the damn thing!



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Old 17-03-2009, 09:16 PM   #5
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If you pay by credit card they'll throw it in for free!





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Old 17-03-2009, 09:24 PM   #6
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Old 17-03-2009, 10:05 PM   #7
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One of these as well, seller might combine shipping.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Big-Sky-Racks-Du...%3D4%26ps%3D58
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Old 18-03-2009, 12:49 AM   #8
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Whilst good in theory i suspect it may end in tears:

Perfect solution...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Two-S...spagenameZWD2V



Edit: Sorry, just noticed they're only good for 1000lb.
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Old 18-03-2009, 08:28 AM   #9
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Ahh the good old Bumper Dumper.
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Old 18-03-2009, 10:07 AM   #10
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Ahh the good old Bumper Dumper.
Thats the reason why you still have the towbar on the XR , although it might get abit messy because you would be abit closer to the ground
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Old 18-03-2009, 10:09 AM   #11
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Old 19-03-2009, 02:14 PM   #12
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Thats the reason why you still have the towbar on the XR , although it might get abit messy because you would be abit closer to the ground
Yeah I have to be really careful where I park it.

Too many sticks....
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Old 19-03-2009, 08:16 PM   #13
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Yeah I have to be really careful where I park it.

Too many sticks....
I for one use leaves - albeit large diameter ones. I have always found sticks to rough - splinters being a situational problem!
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Old 19-03-2009, 08:28 PM   #14
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I for one use leaves - albeit large diameter ones. I have always found sticks to rough - splinters being a situational problem!
Yeah you learn very quickly that sticks really don't cut the mustard, so to speak. Hopefully we don't run into any problems like that on Sunday morning...
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Old 19-03-2009, 08:57 PM   #15
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Old 19-03-2009, 09:13 PM   #16
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It reminds me of Jeremy Clakson fanging off in the hilux with May sitting on the throne on the back during that Top gear Polar Special!
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Old 19-03-2009, 10:41 PM   #17
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Well theres two more nominations for the worlds stupidest inventions..... lol
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does it come with a tent, could hook up a hose to the exhaust pipe and have euthanasia partys for 4
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Old 21-03-2009, 10:15 PM   #19
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All funny posts. This response was my favourite:

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Whilst good in theory i suspect it may end in tears:

Not even a 2 - 3 tonne SUV or truck could withstand the explosive power of that belly.
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