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20-08-2005, 09:41 AM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
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Laugh for today... heard it before but well worth repeating
 A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know.
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20-08-2005, 09:43 AM
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Can't argue with that!
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20-08-2005, 09:53 AM
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yep, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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20-08-2005, 09:58 AM
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sounds like how i chose my fiancee just without the money and extra 2 girls
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20-08-2005, 10:04 AM
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Lol id take the 3rd, feed em some chicken or pay for a boob job and then take half money. Just kidding
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20-08-2005, 10:23 AM
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20-08-2005, 10:25 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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20-08-2005, 10:29 AM
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XB in parts...
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A wise decision if I ever heard it.
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Beware of mood swings!
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LOL!
I've seen that one before too, but it still cracks me up. 
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20-08-2005, 11:19 AM
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Hahahahaha
So, which one was the one with the biggest boobs? #1, 2 or 3? :hihi:
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pix? :Reverend:
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20-08-2005, 02:43 PM
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Shoot.
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ALL IN FUN
PS ( Thats a scary Pic ) ------------------------------------------------ How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. --------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ---------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. --------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. --------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ---------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. -------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ---------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------------ In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. ----------------------------------------------------------- |
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Bwahahahahaha!
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