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Old 14-02-2006, 10:34 PM   #1
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Default Measure the power and distance of your fart !!!

Spread some baby powder on the edge of the table.
Take a deep breth.
Pull down your pants.
Place cheeks on the edge of the table.
Let it rip.
Measure the distance with a ruler.

Current World Record is 159cm. Good Luck and try not to stain the table or leave skid marks !!!
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Old 14-02-2006, 10:48 PM   #2
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...Good Luck and try not to stain the table or leave skid marks !!!...
Too late... :

Now you tell me. :
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Old 14-02-2006, 10:51 PM   #3
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Cool I have two men sitting out in my lounge room now, I will try this out on them, they both have gas built up ready to go........won't be looking though don't want to see their hairy asses.
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Old 14-02-2006, 11:00 PM   #4
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Could have told me earlier, all out now...lol

Will have to try that out with jeff and mark at the next heathcote meet in the time booth!
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Old 14-02-2006, 11:01 PM   #5
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won't be looking though don't want to see their hairy asses.
Dont know about ADXR8, but my *** is not hairy....
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Old 14-02-2006, 11:07 PM   #6
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Family got offended when i did it in the middle of tea but dad has never had powder dusted vegies before !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
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Old 15-02-2006, 03:29 PM   #7
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uhhh no thanks.
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Old 15-02-2006, 03:34 PM   #8
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lol...

save this one for a drunken rainy day I think :P
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Old 15-02-2006, 06:46 PM   #9
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this thread realy should be on a holden forum I think !
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Old 15-02-2006, 07:32 PM   #10
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Some people have to much time on their hands
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Old 16-02-2006, 12:42 PM   #11
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and baked beans for lunch....
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Old 16-02-2006, 08:43 PM   #12
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I'm confused...
When do I let my breath out? Before or after the fart?
Do you just measure the distance, what about the width?
Can you cheat by removing the table cloth and preparing the table surface with Mr Sheen? :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug
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Old 16-02-2006, 10:44 PM   #13
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are farts supposed to have lumps in them?

if not, then I think Ive crapped myself :(
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Old 16-02-2006, 11:27 PM   #14
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Oh dear you guys are sickos...I love it!
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