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28-07-2006, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Keilor, Vic
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One day a guy died and found himself in hell.As he was wallowing in despair,he had his first meeting with the devil.
The devil asked,"Why so glum?" The guy responded,"What do you think?I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad,"the devil said"We actually have a lot of fun downhere.You a drinking man?" "Sure"the man said,"I love to drink." "Well,your gonna love Mondays.On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey,tequila,guinness,wine coolers,diet tab and fresca.We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded"Damn that sounds great." "You a smoker?"the devil asked "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays.We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke your lungs out! . If you get canser, no biggie You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The devil continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact i do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. "You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? i love drugs! You dont mean..." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl or crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow" the guy said , starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized hell was such a cool place!" The devil said " You gay?" "No." "Oooohh, you're gonna hate Fridays!" |
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28-07-2006, 02:31 PM
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Critical Thinker
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Adelaide
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hahahahahahahaha :evil_laug
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"the greatest trick the devil pulled, is convincing the world he doesn't exist" 2022 Mazda CX5 GTSP Turbo 2018 Hyundai Santa Fe Highlander 1967 XR FALCON 500 Cars previously owned: 2021 Subaru Outback Sport 2018 Subaru XV-S 2012 Subaru Forester X 2007 Subaru Liberty GT 2001 AU2 75th Anniversary Futura 2001 Subaru GX wagon 1991 EB XR8 1977 XC Fairmont 1990 EA S Pak 1984 XE S Pak 1982 ZJ Fairlane 1983 XE Fairmont 1989 EA Falcon 1984 Datsun Bluebird Wagon 1975 Honda Civic |
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28-07-2006, 02:34 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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haha ****er!
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28-07-2006, 07:11 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Kirrawee NSW
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Must email this to my gay brother :thebirds:
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