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Old 19-08-2006, 04:20 PM   #61
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Hello wasn't the signal I got. Only four weeks to go and the torment is over.

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I'm sure it wasn't.. you're looking into things WAY too much. You really need a hobby :
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Old 19-08-2006, 04:46 PM   #62
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Old 19-08-2006, 04:48 PM   #63
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Fair maiden??? You have'nt been doing your job properly!! :evil_laug
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Old 19-08-2006, 05:30 PM   #64
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I got, "There is a girl, but we are just "talking". I rang her to tell her I wouldn't contact her again.....(aparently going over to her place the next day when I was at work isn't considered "contact")
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Old 19-08-2006, 11:56 PM   #65
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i got the "you spend more time and more money on your car and mates"
my reply.."well baby, in all fairness they were there first",
but there is one thing the car and mates cant give me, and i miss that....
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Old 20-08-2006, 07:12 AM   #66
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I'm sure it wasn't.. you're looking into things WAY too much. You really need a hobby :
Mate, you weren't in my skin so you can't say that and I'm not that stupid. I can tell you the exact day when it was all over as her attitude change to me from that point forward. I pushed my case to see if I could reignite things and made the whole situation worse.

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Old 20-08-2006, 09:09 AM   #67
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Mate, you weren't in my skin so you can't say that and I'm not that stupid. I can tell you the exact day when it was all over as her attitude change to me from that point forward. I pushed my case to see if I could reignite things and made the whole situation worse.

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Chich, why do you feel the need to try and belittle this bloke?
What has he done?
Why can't you take what he is saying at face value as we have probably been in, or know of similar situations.
Lighten up on the bloke man FFS.
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Old 20-08-2006, 09:49 AM   #68
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"There's just no spark"
Jesus woman, if you wanted spark i've got a MSD6AL in the shed....
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Old 20-08-2006, 11:44 AM   #69
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"I just don't feel I am good enough for you"
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Old 20-08-2006, 11:59 AM   #70
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I really like you, you treat me well and I enjoy your company but I've been talking to this guy on the net and I'm leaving school and moving to Cairns (lol..from Northern NSW)...


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Old 20-08-2006, 12:11 PM   #71
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Chich, why do you feel the need to try and belittle this bloke?
What has he done?
Why can't you take what he is saying at face value as we have probably been in, or know of similar situations.
Lighten up on the bloke man FFS.
Not trying to belittle anyone - i'm just saying it the way it is. Just like everyone else i've been in the same situation many times before.. you just pick up and move on to bigger and better things.

I don't need to take what he says at face value because i not only do i know him very well, but i also know the 'issue' very well. Come to think of it I spend more time with him than what i do my GF :ymca:
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Old 20-08-2006, 12:12 PM   #72
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But her friends were hot............so...!
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Old 20-08-2006, 05:13 PM   #73
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Not trying to belittle anyone - i'm just saying it the way it is. Just like everyone else i've been in the same situation many times before.. you just pick up and move on to bigger and better things.

I don't need to take what he says at face value because i not only do i know him very well, but i also know the 'issue' very well. Come to think of it I spend more time with him than what i do my GF :ymca:
My bad.
Didn't know you knew him.
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Old 20-08-2006, 05:36 PM   #74
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My bad.
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Old 20-08-2006, 06:22 PM   #75
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Not trying to belittle anyone - i'm just saying it the way it is. Just like everyone else i've been in the same situation many times before.. you just pick up and move on to bigger and better things.

I don't need to take what he says at face value because i not only do i know him very well, but i also know the 'issue' very well. Come to think of it I spend more time with him than what i do my GF :ymca:
You claim to know the situation well. But you know me less than two years which is approximately 10% of my adult life. If you only really knew me then you would realise why this situation has made such a BIG impact upon me.

By the way, would your girlfriend be willing to share? : You are a nice young man. :ymca:

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Old 20-08-2006, 07:02 PM   #76
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Chich, why do you feel the need to try and belittle this bloke?
What has he done?
Why can't you take what he is saying at face value as we have probably been in, or know of similar situations.
Lighten up on the bloke man FFS.
Thanks for coming in to bat for me. Although chich comes from the wrong side of the political and religious divide (throught no fault of his own) he seems to be a good bloke. Being at his prime he doesn't understand that us single blokes past our prime don't get many opportunities with stunning women in their prime. Therefore he can afford to be blase about the situation.

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Old 20-08-2006, 07:27 PM   #77
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Sorry to break the train of thought.... We should extend this to, Ways to make our girlfriends break up with us... I think, Im bored of rooting you... is abit mean...
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Old 20-08-2006, 07:48 PM   #78
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Sorry to break the train of thought.... We should extend this to, Ways to make our girlfriends break up with us... I think, Im bored of rooting you... is abit mean...
Ya that is a bit mean....and harsh
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the old welcome to dumpsville population you.
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Old 22-08-2006, 07:05 PM   #80
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Sorry to break the train of thought.... We should extend this to, Ways to make our girlfriends break up with us... I think, Im bored of rooting you... is abit mean...
I've used the same line on guys, that I'm bored of having sex with them. But then again I've been told I can be really nasty when it comes to getting rid of guys!
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Old 23-08-2006, 09:09 AM   #81
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I havent actually used that line... Just hope they break up with me... But they dont :( Im sure other people here have done things to make their girl/boyfriends break up with them???
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in the break ups ive had probably the worst one was wen i sed to her look i cant be with u ur a headcase and ur familys coming a close second, so i think i should leave before u go freddy and jason on my ****
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Old 23-08-2006, 10:47 AM   #83
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Better to say, "No I'm not interested in just being friends, I just liked you because you were easy".
I dont know if I would like to try that one :jab:
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Old 23-08-2006, 10:49 AM   #84
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in the break ups ive had probably the worst one was wen i sed to her look i cant be with u ur a headcase and ur familys coming a close second, so i think i should leave before u go freddy and jason on my ****
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A while back a girl i was seeing told me she could'nt be happy with me because her ex used to beat her! she was only 17 for crying out loud and i'm a nice guy so i could'nt see a problem. Maybe i was to nice and she needed a bit of roughing up. Anyhoo, her best friend thought i was a nice fella and i've been with her the past 8 years.
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Jesus woman, if you wanted spark i've got a MSD6AL in the shed....

ROFL That is hilarious
should of lured her out to the shed started the car pulled out a lead and went at her with it :P theres your damn spark ******!
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Being at his prime he doesn't understand that us single blokes past our prime don't get many opportunities with stunning women in their prime. Therefore he can afford to be blase about the situation.

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I've highlighted the problem in your post above.

Any mature gentleman chasing a young stunner better needs to have at least one of the following:
a) big dollars
b) a BMW or Mercedes convertible
c) big knob
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I've highlighted the problem in your post above.

Any mature gentleman chasing a young stunner better needs to have at least one of the following:
a) big dollars
b) a BMW or Mercedes convertible
c) big knob
Well I only have one of the above. Looks like I'm outa luck.

22 days to go......

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Jesus woman, if you wanted spark i've got a MSD6AL in the shed....
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