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06-01-2005, 12:12 AM
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Location: South East Melbourne
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haha what not.
Quagmire; Hey baby "chick" in bar; in deep voice......hey Quagmire; WOAH WOAH BACK OFF TRANSVESTITE!!......wait, pre op or post op? "chick" in bar; Pre op Quagmire; "WOAH WOAH BACK OFF TRANSVESTITE!! Meg; Chris! You're hogging all the fans! Chris; Yeah well you're hogging all the......UGLY! Lois; What's going on down here? Stewie; Oh, we're playing house Lois; That boy's all tied up Stewie; .......Roman Polanski's house Stewie; Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint; It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster Quagmire; Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time Social Services Chick; So glen, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living? Quagmire; Heh, and I have a question for you! What are you still doing here?! |
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06-01-2005, 12:17 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Am I missing something here ?????????
Is that a TV show or are you on a really nasty trip Psycho Chicken :P hehehehehehehehhehe Last edited by MotherNatureVer2; 06-01-2005 at 12:19 AM. |
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06-01-2005, 12:20 AM
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Banned
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Location: South East Melbourne
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haha nope :P
It hasn't been on free to air much here. It's all over Foxtel though. It's a ****er, like the Simpsons but they aren't as held back. It got dropped off Fox in the states over one of the episodes. |
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06-01-2005, 12:20 AM
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Rocket Fuel Anyone?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, S.A.
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He must've had too much of that steroid infested KFC chicken.
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06-01-2005, 12:35 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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06-01-2005, 01:17 AM
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To the Mess Mobile!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: On the Gold Coast, where the ricers swarm!
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The family guy is classic!! Stewie is awesome!! Its on at the moment on channel 7 during the day, i recommend everyone watch it. it is one of the funniest shows!
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06-01-2005, 02:05 AM
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Powered by Tickford
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Location: In a glass case of emotion
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Stewie: Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells. Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
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06-01-2005, 02:13 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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stewie is the best character imo... the accent is classic.
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06-01-2005, 11:24 AM
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98 EL Fairmont
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth, W.A.
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Here's one of my favourites
 Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am? Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic? |
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06-01-2005, 12:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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one of my favourites besides the fridge one: :P
(Mr Weed, Peters boss has jusst died from choking on a dinner roll) Death: (knocks on the door) Police, random dead body search! Peter: oh god (tries to flush Mr Weed down the toilet) Peter: Lois...you stall em! Death: (walking in) haha it's just me...where's the body? Lois: It's alright Peter, it's just death Peter: Ah jeez...you scared the crap out of me! |
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06-01-2005, 12:47 PM
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The one and only
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Carrum Downs, Victoria
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I watched it once.
No quotes but everyone was naked!
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06-01-2005, 12:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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I thought I saw it on free to air during the day time over Christmas???
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06-01-2005, 12:55 PM
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ĕm-bär'gō? 2016
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Auctioneer: Welcome, we open today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute
Quagmire: 50 bucks! Auctioneer: She had nine STD's... Quagmire: 45 bucks Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself Quagmire 50 bucks Stewie is by far the best! |
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06-01-2005, 01:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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haha i havn't got any quotes but its a funny show! i like stewie best as well! lol
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06-01-2005, 02:09 PM
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Petro-sexual
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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I love a bit from one of the first series where stewie shoots some crossbow arrows at his mum...
mum - "Stewie, go play outside with your toys" Stewie - "damn you, damn you to hell!" My gf picked up the first series on DVD from JB real cheap, I dont remember exactly but it was less than $20 |
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06-01-2005, 02:14 PM
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XB in parts...
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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yeah its back on channel 7 at 11:30 during the day. You have to tape it or buy the dvd set if you can't get round to seeing it. Its so damn funny.
Peter: Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it. Peter: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ? Priest: Yes. Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh? (Peter and Brain are in jail) Brian: Uh, how was your shower? Peter: Oh, I tell ya Brian, all the rumors about dropping the soap are true. Brian: Really? Peter: Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life. Oh, it was slipping all over the place. Guys were laughing. Peter: Now everything I say from here is a lie, except that, and that, and that.
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06-01-2005, 02:16 PM
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XB in parts...
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Amost forgot. The new series starts in the US very soon so hopefully it won't be too long before we get it in some form...
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06-01-2005, 04:54 PM
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GT4.
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Stewie to his mother: Shake me woman! Shake me like a british Nanny!
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06-01-2005, 05:20 PM
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As in 'best there ever'
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06-01-2005, 06:51 PM
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Lyrical Mastermind
Join Date: Jan 2005
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thankfully i have Austar, the comedy channel seriously is one of the greatest channels around
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06-01-2005, 07:45 PM
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Peter
touche salesman I TOO have an uncle
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06-01-2005, 11:15 PM
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www.fordmods.com
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Location: Melbourne
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mum: here comes the brocolli plane
*brocolli on fork going to stewies mouth* *stewie slaps it away* stewie: DAM YOU, DAM THE BROCOLLI AND DAM THE WRIGHT BROTHERS mum: your going to have to eat it some time stewie: well we are going to have to sit here and rot, and i have a good 40 years on your woman *mum shoves brocolli into stewies mouth whilst he is talking* *stewie spits out brocolli and glares at mum* stewie: who the hell do you think you are
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06-01-2005, 11:34 PM
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XB in parts...
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Brian: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
Peter: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win. Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill? Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible. Peter: Wrong, the ugly one! Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him? Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance. Peter: Yeah. Brian: No, they've never done that.
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07-01-2005, 12:09 AM
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Judge Guy: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do.......You bastard Peter saying "you bastard" is just great, lol. Vacuum Cleaner Dude: I fixed your vacuum cleaner, turns out there was half a meatball in the intake Peter: Well....well did you save it? Vacuum Cleaner Dude: No.....:S Peter: .......You bastard |
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07-01-2005, 12:38 AM
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What time is it on?? I leave for work at 2.30...
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07-01-2005, 09:23 AM
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07-01-2005, 09:28 AM
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08-01-2005, 03:59 PM
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It was on 11.30 but they stopped showing it a few days ago in Vic. I bought the first 2 series on DVD from JB Hi-Fi, they are fairly cheap and they are uncut. It also includes an episode that was banned from TV. Does anyone know how many series have been made so far.
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08-01-2005, 06:03 PM
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Stewie to an air-stewardess: I'm on my way to raise an army in Afghanistan, so I will require a window seat and an in-flight happy meal. No pickles. GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES!! :hihi:
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08-01-2005, 06:45 PM
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Location: South East Melbourne
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3 series so far, only 1 & 2 have been released in Australia. I'm trying to get a series 3 DVD from England, they are on ebay but go for way too much.
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