No.3 And Still Counting.

[eb_5litre]

Yesterday morning my wife gave birth to No.3 at John Hunter Hospital.





Lachlan Jack Brown
7 pound 11 ounces

Little brother to Jaydan Craig & Tahlia Jade Brown

Mum and bub are doing great.

[Turboconvert]

congrats :

[MNM96]

Originally Posted by uteaddict

congrats :

I don't know why you would add that emoticon, poor effort?

Congratulation EB5, and welcome Lachy!

[smciner1]

Congratulations Jase & Chantel!

:evilking:

That's awesome mate, congrats!

[AUIII]

“3 and still counting” well this parenting thing can’t be that bad lol

It looks like you have a great family there congrats to you all.

We are expecting our first in 13 days can’t wait :

[eb_5litre]

Thanks guys, you know no matter how many times youve been there you still cant help but get a buzz from it.

Originally Posted by AUIII

We are expecting our first in 13 days can’t wait :

Take a change of clothes.
Follow her everywhere (this is important as she will need to punch you).
Dont bother sitting down.
Rub her back constantly (even whiles she is punching you).
Have a stash of chocolate bars and coke.
Get somebody else to take photos (you'll be busy rubbing and getting punched).
Turn your phone off.

Hope this advice helps. hehe (oh and be afraid, be very afraid) lol

[AUXRVIII]

Originally Posted by eb_5litre

Thanks guys, you know no matter how many times youve been there you still cant help but get a buzz from it.


Take a change of clothes.
Follow her everywhere (this is important as she will need to punch you).
Dont bother sitting down.
Rub her back constantly (even whiles she is punching you).
Have a stash of chocolate bars and coke.
Get somebody else to take photos (you'll be busy rubbing and getting punched).
Turn your phone off.

Hope this advice helps. hehe (oh and be afraid, be very afraid) lol

Congrats on the new arrival.
You forgot to add that he will be the blame for all of her pain and suffering.

[AUIII]

Hey that’s not how they tell it is in the Antenatal classes, it is suppose to be calm serene and natural process. They didn’t tell me I would be punched and I would need a change of clothes now I am scared lol

[eb_5litre]

lol You think they're going to be truthful? lol

[eb_5litre]

You are there to be squeezed, pinched, slapped, punched and verbally abused. There is nothing calm about it.
Serves you right too because its all your fault hahaha

[GT-E]

Well done, I am expecting our 2nd in a couple of months

[whiskieboy]

Originally Posted by eb_5litre

Thanks guys, you know no matter how many times youve been there you still cant help but get a buzz from it.


Take a change of clothes.
Follow her everywhere (this is important as she will need to punch you).
Dont bother sitting down.
Rub her back constantly (even whiles she is punching you).
Have a stash of chocolate bars and coke.
Get somebody else to take photos (you'll be busy rubbing and getting punched).
Turn your phone off.

Hope this advice helps. hehe (oh and be afraid, be very afraid) lol

WOW even 20 years later its STILL the same process, also expect your hand to be squashed beyond belief.
COngratulations to you both, What a great name for a boy, and its spelt properly.

[eb_5litre]

Yeah she's wanted Lachlan for a while now, Jack came from our eldest who has a thing for the Kangaroo Jack movie at the moment.

I was banned from calling him - Billy-Bob, Herbert, Dick, Ulysses, Shelby, Henry etc etc lol

[irsa76]

Congrats mate. Two is plenty for me though.

Originally Posted by eb_5litre

Thanks guys, you know no matter how many times youve been there you still cant help but get a buzz from it.


Take a change of clothes.
Follow her everywhere (this is important as she will need to punch you).
Dont bother sitting down.
Rub her back constantly (even whiles she is punching you).
Have a stash of chocolate bars and coke.
Get somebody else to take photos (you'll be busy rubbing and getting punched).
Turn your phone off.

Hope this advice helps. hehe (oh and be afraid, be very afraid) lol

Funny, my wife didn't punch or abuse me with either of ours. Or though she did nearly break the midwife's arm during contractions!

[xbcool]

congrats to (eb 5 litre) and family.

Originally Posted by AUIII

Hey that’s not how they tell it is in the Antenatal classes, it is suppose to be calm serene and natural process. They didn’t tell me I would be punched and I would need a change of clothes now I am scared lol

never hold hands some women have amazing strength during labour, my wife didnt quite break my hand but the fingers were turning rather blue.

[bonspeed]

Well done champ.

Ive got three also. wouldn't have it any other way.

[Emmzy]

Awwwwe congrats!!!
Best of luck!!!
Soooo gorgous!!!

[MotherNatureVer2]

Congrats Jase & Chantel

Wowwww three already ... you guys didnt waste any time :P

By the looks the boys take after you Jase ..... Ohhhhh hang on they have hair :P .. bwhahahahahahahaha

Give the kids & Chantel a hug for us out here ;)

[uranium_death]

Hey mate!

Congratulations!

One of my friends had their third child last Tuesday (17th) at 3am!
She feels great that bub is out and is settling in well.
Watching her enjoy the miracle of childbirth is of great enjoyment to me.

So hope all goes well and enjoy this while it lasts! They do become teenagers eventually!

[walker]

Congrats all the best.....

[aye you]

congratz on the new addition to the family mate.

[Laminge]

Well Done mate

I guess we will never see you guys in Melbourne for a night out now!

[GXL078]

Congrats, I took my wife to hospital at 1AM this morning (waters broken). She's still there, going to induce him (her?) at 7.30AM tomorrow (Friday). First thing Im going to do is buy a newspaper so I can keep it for him from the day he was born (gotta be cheaper than one of those reproduction ones you can buy) She said she'll ring me when it's all over and I can come and pick her up. This will be our one and only child (for both of us) and truly a miracle of creation after what we were told initially. (that IVF was our only option at 37 and 40)
Just me and the dog tonight, he's asleep on my lap at the moment.

[XRchic]

Congrats mate! I have 3 as well, and we will probably have number 4 in a year or so. Labour is an interesting experience. I must say that each one was different but at the end of it all, just glad to avoid the dreaded C-section. If I manage to have 4 without that, I will be happy!

I didnt break Eamon's hand when I had Toby a year ago, and I didnt abuse him as he was very good. I just made a fair bit of noise....

I hope Mum and bubs are well, Lachlan is very cute! Another addition to the Ford gang!

Enjoy him while he is small and helpless - a year later and that small, helpless newborn that was Toby is now a feral, house destroying feral animal! LOL.

[eb_5litre]

Originally Posted by Laminge

Well Done mate

I guess we will never see you guys in Melbourne for a night out now!

I wouldnt go that far, thats what grandparents are for.... babysitting. lol
We're both itching to get back down to Melbourne someday soon.

[eb_5litre]

Originally Posted by MotherNature

Congrats Jase & Chantel

Wowwww three already ... you guys didnt waste any time :P

By the looks the boys take after you Jase ..... Ohhhhh hang on they have hair :P .. bwhahahahahahahaha

Give the kids & Chantel a hug for us out here ;)

Yeah you'd be suprised how many funny looks I get from nurses lol
They should be coming home from hospital tomorrow but will have to go back on Tuesday as he seems to have something wrong with his voice box. They may have to put him under a General and investigate it which is concerning considering he'll be just 9 days old when they do it....... but thats the wonders of modern science I suppose.

[eb_5litre]

Well it seems our newborn has a paralyzed right vocal cord and is going in for surgery tomorrow. I'm still amazed at the operations they can do to kids at such a young age.