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Old 18-06-2007, 11:34 AM   #1
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Default Who's eyes are watering????
Who's eyes are watering after reading this????

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm


ouch.

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Old 18-06-2007, 11:40 AM   #2
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Damm thats gotta hurt.
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Old 18-06-2007, 11:42 AM   #3
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WTF..? Weird English people.
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Old 18-06-2007, 11:45 AM   #4
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ouch indeed. man, that could have happened anywhere i reckon, sounds like she was drunk at the time.
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Old 18-06-2007, 11:55 AM   #5
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I would punch that ***** so hard in the face if she had of done that to me! :

Hmm biting, sorry ripping off more than you can chew
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Old 18-06-2007, 11:58 AM   #6
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Old 18-06-2007, 12:00 PM   #7
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Old 18-06-2007, 12:12 PM   #8
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"ball breaker"
Quite literally. I thought getting kicked in the balls hurt :
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Old 18-06-2007, 12:31 PM   #9
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A year later and she's still ****ed?!

Damn, that b*tch has some issues.
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Old 18-06-2007, 12:38 PM   #10
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GOD DAMN WTF!!!!!! Not good, not good at all.
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Old 18-06-2007, 12:50 PM   #11
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Ohhh no thats bad, make sure you stay away from women like that!
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Old 18-06-2007, 12:54 PM   #12
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Ohhh no thats bad, make sure you stay away from women like that!
I'll be sure to ask first. "Do rip off guys testicles when you're in a flying rage and then try to swallow it?" :
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Old 18-06-2007, 12:55 PM   #13
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At least she swallows.. and spits.
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Old 18-06-2007, 01:01 PM   #14
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Old 18-06-2007, 01:03 PM   #15
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"...This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

She said that, not him!

Maybe someone in gaol will grab her by the ovaries and pull them out, at least she'll understand what anguish for the rest of her life really means.
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Old 18-06-2007, 01:09 PM   #16
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"...This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

She said that, not him!

Maybe someone in gaol will grab her by the ovaries and pull them out, at least she'll understand what anguish for the rest of her life really means.
Clearly has some issues. Man that bloke wouldn't be right for the rest of his life.
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Old 18-06-2007, 01:11 PM   #17
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I guess she took it literallty when he said a year earlier-

"I'de give my left nut to have that woman back"
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Old 18-06-2007, 01:16 PM   #18
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I guess she took it literallty when he said a year earlier-

"I'de give my left nut to have that woman back"
Hindsight is 20/20 :
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Old 18-06-2007, 01:43 PM   #19
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Its awesome when the chick sucks on the balls....... But if she gives one to your mate after, and he gives it back to you... Nah... see that is where I draw the line....
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Old 18-06-2007, 01:48 PM   #20
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Old 18-06-2007, 01:52 PM   #21
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Clearly has some issues. Man that bloke wouldn't be right for the rest of his life.
Oh but he will be "right" for the rest of his life. Pity he'd failed to keep left.
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Oh but he will be "right" for the rest of his life. Pity he'd failed to keep left.
LMFAO Ah that's GOLD :
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Old 18-06-2007, 02:03 PM   #23
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Oh but he will be "right" for the rest of his life. Pity he'd failed to keep left.
Bugger the lefty is the best. So he's been left with right but would've been right if left with left.
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Old 18-06-2007, 02:49 PM   #26
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Old 18-06-2007, 02:51 PM   #27
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Oh dear god. Ohhhh damn the pain. Thats just nasty
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Old 18-06-2007, 02:54 PM   #28
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Brings a whole new meaning to ball sports.

How many more puns can we come up with!?!?
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Old 18-06-2007, 03:04 PM   #29
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This ones got me scratching my nut... err, I mean head.

"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Was this some sort of testicle party? If I had one of the twins removed, I don't think I'd need to be told that I was the rightful owner when it was handed back to me.

Next time honey, chew first.
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Old 18-06-2007, 03:19 PM   #30
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Its bad enough that she ripped it off, but she TRIED TO EAT IT!!!!! What a freak...
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