Favourite Simpsons quotes.

[irlewy86]

The episode where they change the area codes in Springfield

Bart - You sound really upset about this. Why don't you ring someone and complain?
Homer - I will.....
Voice on Phone - The number you have dialled is incorrect
Homer - Duh

[falzoony]

Originally Posted by puts99

Hell no.

Family guy relies on mocking current events and lame flashbacks. Family Guy tries so hard to be like the Simpsons it's not funny.

Agreed. well I do like family guy..its just not as good as the simpsons and never will be.
Watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnNsbtsUV0
And there is a part 2 somewhere.

[JAYBA]

Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh, OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh! I mean...woo hoo.
Moe : I'm in. [tosses a chip into the pot] Let's see your cards.
Homer: Oh, I was bluffing. [shows them]
Moe : Ha ha. Come to papa -- wait a minute! You have a straight flush, Homer! You do this every time, you -- oh, you -- oh! Gah! I'm choking on my own rage here.
Carl : Hey, don't yell at Homer. Just 'cause he's a little slow...
[Homer gasps]
Brain: Something was said...not good. What was it?
"Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? ...Slow!
They called you slow!
Homer: [stands up, yells] How dare you call me that! I -- huh?
[Lenny walks into empty kitchen wearing night cap]
Lenny: [opens fridge] Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you _are_ slow.
Brain: Something said...not good.
Lenny: Get the hell out of here!

[SNB05T]

homer sitting on the couch: ahhh i love these lazy saturdays.
marge: homer it's wedensday.
homer: argh! rushes out the putting on a tie.

homer: i love these real saturdays, not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired!
love it

[SNB05T]

Originally Posted by SunDrifter

Spider pig, Spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!

Can he swing from a web, no he can't, he's a pig.

Look out, there goes the spider pig!

beat me to it
another funny part of the movie when bart is handcuffed naked to the light pole, nelson comes up: ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha 2 hours later ha ha, ha ha
mrs muntz come up: hey nelson, ha ha ha ha

[SHIFTN]

Originally Posted by dan b

homer sitting on the couch: ahhh i love these lazy saturdays.
marge: homer it's wedensday.
homer: argh! rushes out the putting on a tie.

homer: i love these real saturdays, not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired!
love it

that was tonight episode on ch 10

-SHIFTN

[AUIII]

Marge- the house number is spelt out in letters Homer- get used to it honey from now on we're spelling everything with letters .



Marge: I don't know why, but I just didn't feel comfortable until I was back here in New Springfield with my own kind.
Lisa: Mom!
Marge: They were looking at me …........ with their eyes.

[seXE]

I have a Simpson's question that ive never been able to find out. maybe some of the nutters in here will know.

in the episode where Homer coaches Bart's pee wee football team after baggin out Flanders' coaching abilities, he has a flash back to when he did gymnastics in the 70's and how his dad always thought he was a screw up. and when homer does his gym floor routine theres some famous piece of piano music playing. WHAT IS THIS PIECE CALLED?!

[Debzilla_108]

oh good question...

i no which bit your talking about..but hell i cant remember what music it is...

[SNB05T]

Originally Posted by seXE

I have a Simpson's question that ive never been able to find out. maybe some of the nutters in here will know.

in the episode where Homer coaches Bart's pee wee football team after baggin out Flanders' coaching abilities, he has a flash back to when he did gymnastics in the 70's and how his dad always thought he was a screw up. and when homer does his gym floor routine theres some famous piece of piano music playing. WHAT IS THIS PIECE CALLED?!

i know which one you're talking about (when lenny's wearing the bullshirt shirt) its an old song ( i wish my dad was still alive cause he had it on tape : ) i'll try to find the ep and watch it again it might come to me.

[AU2PWR]

Doh !

[SVT8]

iv got heaps, but i cant remember some word for word so bare with me!

Willy - "awhh its Mr Burns, KILL IT!"
Homer - "Can we keep him? Its just like kissing a peanut"
Abraham - "I'll be back in a Giffy"
Burns - "Hoy Hoy"
English Flanders - "Charmed......Eh....Googly......Doodley"
Milhouse - "But my mum says im cool"
Mc Bain - "Wait a minute, there loafers. Going in for closer inspection"

thats all i can think off the top of my head.

[flukey]

Flander's Psychologist: My shoes are in the den? May god have mercy on us all.

McBain (I think?) : Meeting adjourned, I have another meeting. In bed.

Kent Brockman: It's in revelations people! (technical difficulties screen appears)

[gngtho]

HOMER: "Opperator give me the number for 911"

[Full Noise]

But Marge… I have to have a gun, it’s in the constitution.

[Van D]

Originally Posted by puts99

Hell no.

Family guy relies on mocking current events and lame flashbacks. Family Guy tries so hard to be like the Simpsons it's not funny.

One of my favourite newer simpsons moments was when they go to France and they're looking through the book of criminals and it's got family guy for plagiarism and american dad for plagiarism of plagiarism! haha.

This thread is gold :

[Van D]

From the movie..

Homer (to the EPA guy): So, we meet at last, whoever you are!

Otto: Wha, what's going on?

Lenny: Code Black? Blacks the worst colour there is!... No offense Carl.

I just watched all seasons from 1-9 in the last couple weeks on DVD, great stuff.

Otto: Heyy, shemp is hemp spelled backwards!
Homer: And Otto is, Otto spelled backwards!
Otto: Now I'm scared!

Otto: Woah, my shoes are talkin..

Canadian kid: I'm from Canada, they put me in this class because they think i'm slow, eeehhhh.

[Jorgo85]

Ralph Wiggums " Me fail English? That's unpossible!" is one of my faves

[Van D]

Originally Posted by Cobravan

Good old Jasper in the who shot mr Burns episode;


"Shot who in the what now"

Aaahaha, made me think of the hippy/medicinal marijuana episode with abe and jasper.

Heh...hehh..heheh..heh.. We're so olddd.. heh..heheh..

[apolloxbgt]

Originally Posted by Van D

One of my favourite newer simpsons moments was when they go to France and they're looking through the book of criminals and it's got family guy for plagiarism and american dad for plagiarism of plagiarism! haha.

This thread is gold :

I like the halloween episode when homer is cloning himself,amongst all the clones is Peter Griffen

As for quotes,
Homer:You'll have to speak up,I'm wearing a towel.

[uranium_death]

Family Guy meets a different purpose to The Simpsons.

To me, The Simpsons is aimed to portray a "typical" dysfunctional U.S. family and the efforts to ignore extended family, the dislike for one's boss and/or job and school, among other things. Simpsons is generally not too offensive and for children, tasteful.

In contrast, Family Guy is obnoxious, disgusting, racist, homophobic and a bloody disgrace. It continues to have dirty jokes, constant sexual references and too much violence. And you know what? THat is why I love it. I watch Family Guy to laugh at others. I see it as nothing more than entertainment...I do not emulate what I see.

[irlewy86]

Originally Posted by uranium_death

Family Guy meets a different purpose to The Simpsons.

To me, The Simpsons is aimed to portray a "typical" dysfunctional U.S. family and the efforts to ignore extended family, the dislike for one's boss and/or job and school, among other things. Simpsons is generally not too offensive and for children, tasteful.

In contrast, Family Guy is obnoxious, disgusting, racist, homophobic and a bloody disgrace. It continues to have dirty jokes, constant sexual references and too much violence. And you know what? THat is why I love it. I watch Family Guy to laugh at others. I see it as nothing more than entertainment...I do not emulate what I see.

Peter: It's a good thing I saw that special on National Geographic about Fire trucks.
Voice Over: The fire truck eats its kill. The ambulances will have to wait their turn.

Hahahahah Funniest quote ever

Its the random gear in Family Guy that makes it funny.

[Mark351]

South Park has had a big dig at Family Guy too. Contrast that to the episode where South Park had Captain Chaos trying to do all sorts of things only to be told the Simpsons did it. The Simpsons then returned the favour and featured South Park in a Simpsons episode.

[webby_191189]

Homer
To alcohol, The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems

[hrdcor]

(Homer drunk and naked in a fairy floss machine) "Look at me! I'm a fluffy pink cloud!"

[Badcooky]

This one has probably been done,it's a Homer to Bart dads piece of wisdom.
Son if you can't do it right first time,it's not worth doing at all.

[tankclare]

last night on TEN homer done the old SHAKE and BAKE

[tolly]

Ralph Wiggim:
"My Cats breath smells like cat food"
hey did anyone see that thing on fox8 where they had the people who did the simpsons voices on
that was great viewing

[troppo]

Homer: People who believe statistics will believe anything. Forfty percent of all people know that.

[DJM83]

Originally Posted by uranium_death

Family Guy meets a different purpose to The Simpsons.

To me, The Simpsons is aimed to portray a "typical" dysfunctional U.S. family and the efforts to ignore extended family, the dislike for one's boss and/or job and school, among other things. Simpsons is generally not too offensive and for children, tasteful.

In contrast, Family Guy is obnoxious, disgusting, racist, homophobic and a bloody disgrace. It continues to have dirty jokes, constant sexual references and too much violence. And you know what? THat is why I love it. I watch Family Guy to laugh at others. I see it as nothing more than entertainment...I do not emulate what I see.

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