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Old 16-09-2008, 12:38 AM   #121
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Old 16-09-2008, 12:53 AM   #122
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You're just in the wrong area.

Down south aint much better....well it might be but i've stopped looking

anyway thats neither here nor there.


what grinds my gears? People who don't pay you for the work you've done for them, even though you've given them mates rates (not mates anymore) and do the job virtually at a loss (well until I get paid it is at a loss[about $1500]. seeing lawyer tomorrow) then claim they got a tradesperson to inspect the job (what i'm not a tradesperson? Yes, I am) and say it's faulty but when pressed for a report of the supposed faults get nothing back.

basically they have decided to stick their head in the sand and hope I go away. HA!




Oh and people who use brackets too much in their sentences....



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Old 16-09-2008, 06:36 AM   #123
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Old 16-09-2008, 08:04 AM   #124
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Soccer Dads in Kia Carnivals that think they is the Shizzle.

Although, I can understand he'd have felt small next to my Old YELLA.
Maybe a little intimidated by it... Or a bit more than a little.

But intimidation by turning on lights, tailgating, then speeding off while swerving left to right through the traffic, sort of proves the smallness thing... :rolleyes:
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Old 16-09-2008, 12:49 PM   #125
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yeah what is with dudes in those vans? are they trying to impress us with how much they can flog their cars? i dont know how anyone in their right mind could be talked into buying a kia carnival anyway
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Old 16-09-2008, 12:56 PM   #126
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perth chicks? very materialistic, wear a flanno or have some stubble and no perth chick is interested.
wear a shirt and homo black leather shoes and its a different story

and that grinds my gears
Maybe because 99% of WA blokes wear flanno and have stubble?

Perth chicks are probably the best looking and the most prolific than anywhere else in the country. Perth is worth the effort!!!!
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Old 16-09-2008, 12:59 PM   #127
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the fact that athletes get banned for using stereoids but no one complains when the wd-40 is out at the paralympics. :
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Old 16-09-2008, 01:04 PM   #128
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the fact that athletes get banned for using stereoids but no one complains when the wd-40 is out at the paralympics. :
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! oh thats gold!

wonder if there is a paralympics forum to put that on lol
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Old 16-09-2008, 01:05 PM   #129
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Maybe because 99% of WA blokes wear flanno and have stubble?

Perth chicks are probably the best looking and the most prolific than anywhere else in the country. Perth is worth the effort!!!!
what a load of rubbish, do you even live there?
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Old 16-09-2008, 01:25 PM   #130
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The closer you get to the water in Perth, the less substance the chicks have. Its like they're empty shells, no personality and shallow. (well most of them anyway)
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Old 16-09-2008, 03:07 PM   #131
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seems like no one likes perth girls.. Why dont you blokes go to Mt Isa then althouh you'll be fighting for the girls :P

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Old 16-09-2008, 09:24 PM   #132
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Toffee nosed fxcks who treat anyone that earns less than them like crap, homophobics, bills, violent guys that start fist fights, snakes... hmm
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Old 17-09-2008, 11:56 AM   #133
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People of parental level that give snide & indirect opinions on they parented back in the day.
When will they learn its 2008, not 1978!
The ones that are childless and give/tell you grind me even worse!!!!!!!!!
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Old 17-09-2008, 12:14 PM   #134
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people who call you a homophobe, just because you arent a homo
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Old 17-09-2008, 01:33 PM   #135
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The closer you get to the water in Perth, the less substance the chicks have. Its like they're empty shells, no personality and shallow. (well most of them anyway)
Trust me, its not Perth thats the problem.


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what a load of rubbish, do you even live there?
I live in the northwest and I'm seeing a Perth girl. Also lived in BrisVegas, Sunny Coast, Central Queensland, Melbourne.

If you want nice relaxed, down to earth, good value girls try country Vic/NSW.

However Perth is Australia's No.1 location for single, hot, desperate women.
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Old 17-09-2008, 02:38 PM   #136
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people that don't know the difference between:
there, their and they're
There is a belief that they're trying to ensure that their usage of there, their or they're is correct in their posts on there.

You know; you know you never know, you know. You know......
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Old 17-09-2008, 03:28 PM   #137
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LOL ^^^ arent you a clever boy flappist :P
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Old 17-09-2008, 10:33 PM   #138
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However Perth is Australia's No.1 location for single, hot, desperate women.
i have no problem with that statement,
i disagree that 99% of perth blokes wear flannos and have stubble...
and by the sounds of it, you are earning good money (if your in northwest WA, im assuming your in the mining industry) hence women would be willing to forego their flanno and stubble aversion as you would be flush with cash
which points to the materialism of perth chicks, which grinds my gears
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Old 17-09-2008, 10:41 PM   #139
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Old 17-09-2008, 10:55 PM   #140
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Lesbians who hook up with women that look like guys.
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Old 18-09-2008, 12:40 AM   #141
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wgmgs are guys that bunch all women in the same basket.

I can tell you all now that I have never taken a guy for what he has. I'm paying for an XR8 I don't have, haven't seen it since 2006!!
Have a houseful of stuff I've paid for myself. Not some poor unsuspecting bloke that is C*&t struck...

And wgmg are men that have no drive in life. No get up and go. Men that just want to laze around the house and watch sport on tv or play around with their cars without actually fitting anything new... dreamers basically!! lol
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Old 18-09-2008, 04:58 PM   #142
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-The fact that mobile phones are progressively getting worse at being phones so they can have 500 other useless functions
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Old 18-09-2008, 05:35 PM   #143
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That and working away for long stretches too if I was a miner/military type, same issues.
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Old 18-09-2008, 07:01 PM   #144
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OMFG I just had another one to add;

Phone calls from telemarketers trying to sell you something. Just had a bloke telling me they were sending me an LG phone because "it will help you save your money and you can save money". Couldn't understand most of what they were spouting at me.

I got transferred to another guy, I'd had enough and hung up on him. I get an immediate callback...same indian accent.

"Did you hang up on me?!?! You have no manners sir" which I found quite amusing. Confused dialogue ensued and I decided I'd let him know that to avoid wasting his time any further to NOT call me back at a later date...he got even more worked up and called me rude again, to which I replied "If you do not like your job I suggest you find another one".

This next bit was great. He responds with..."...SHADDUP! BYE BYE" and hangs up.

I actually had a good laugh at it with my housemate but jeez...we're adding our number to the national Do Not Call register...though I think it only works for Oz callers, not Mumbai etc.
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Old 18-09-2008, 07:48 PM   #145
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OMFG I just had another one to add;

Phone calls from telemarketers trying to sell you something. Just had a bloke telling me they were sending me an LG phone because "it will help you save your money and you can save money". Couldn't understand most of what they were spouting at me.

I got transferred to another guy, I'd had enough and hung up on him. I get an immediate callback...same indian accent.

"Did you hang up on me?!?! You have no manners sir" which I found quite amusing. Confused dialogue ensued and I decided I'd let him know that to avoid wasting his time any further to NOT call me back at a later date...he got even more worked up and called me rude again, to which I replied "If you do not like your job I suggest you find another one".

This next bit was great. He responds with..."...SHADDUP! BYE BYE" and hangs up.

I actually had a good laugh at it with my housemate but jeez...we're adding our number to the national Do Not Call register...though I think it only works for Oz callers, not Mumbai etc.
I used to get about 1 a week. You just start stuffing around with them. Interupt them and ask what they are doing on the weekend, talk in another language, heavy breath into the phone etc.
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I have another to add to this..

People who on Internet forums that Quote other peoples posts that include pictures, but leave the pictures quoted.

Remove the pictures! we only need to see them once!
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I have another to add to this..

People who on Internet forums that Quote other peoples posts that include pictures, but leave the pictures quoted.

Remove the pictures! we only need to see them once!

F N OATH!!!! :
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Old 18-09-2008, 09:07 PM   #148
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I have another to add to this..

People who on Internet forums that Quote other peoples posts that include pictures, but leave the pictures quoted.

Remove the pictures! we only need to see them once!
Perana for PM! Totally agree :

But also hate people why lie, people why get everything handed to them, pretty boys, and people who brag about their "fast" 14 second car that wipes out every other car on the road
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I used to get about 1 a week. You just start stuffing around with them. Interupt them and ask what they are doing on the weekend, talk in another language, heavy breath into the phone etc.
Yeah the Indian telemarketers really are getting quite rude these days.
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I had no lie tonight... 7 telemarketing phone calls in 2hrs While cooking dinner - I'm so over it............. what is that national number thingy
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