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Old 22-08-2005, 05:22 PM   #31
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Battlefield Earth. What a waste of a movie.
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Old 22-08-2005, 05:50 PM   #32
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Battlefield Earth. What a waste of a movie.
It was written by L. Ron Hubbard, founder of the "Church" of Scientology, what did you expect?
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Old 22-08-2005, 06:17 PM   #33
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well movie is SIN CITY that sucked big time
web site HOLDEN just for the sake of it
real life People who hit your car door with theres and say "itll be right" and keep going
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Old 22-08-2005, 06:17 PM   #34
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My mum, naked, with my dad.
How about the mother in law. Its terrible, at 19 I got glimse of the future. :gren:

Those are impressionable years
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Old 22-08-2005, 07:16 PM   #35
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It was written by L. Ron Hubbard, founder of the "Church" of Scientology, what did you expect?
You have a very valid point, what the hell was I thinking?
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Old 22-08-2005, 07:27 PM   #36
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Bindi's mum naked, with her dad.
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Old 22-08-2005, 07:30 PM   #37
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Yeah another vote for rotten. Cant tear myself away when I do look, but they are images that cause psychological damage or trauma - they will stick with you. I havent looked for a couple of years because I can still remember the last time I looked.
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Old 22-08-2005, 07:47 PM   #38
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Old 22-08-2005, 08:07 PM   #39
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Old 22-08-2005, 08:11 PM   #40
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Surprising how many people aren't Fond (tm) of the Trademark (tm)... But then again, popular opinion hasn't got Shane out of black jeans or bogan cars, so I don't suppose he'll change any time soon...
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Old 22-08-2005, 08:15 PM   #41
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Surprising how many people aren't Fond (tm) of the Trademark (tm)... But then again, popular opinion hasn't got Shane out of black jeans or bogan cars, so I don't suppose he'll change any time soon...
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Old 22-08-2005, 08:39 PM   #42
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Watching my grandpa struggle to take his last breaths yesterday after suffering a stroke.

Seeing the body of a schoolboy after the train I was on hit him.

Seeing plus sized girls wearing hipster jeans.
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Old 22-08-2005, 08:46 PM   #43
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Watching my grandpa struggle to take his last breaths yesterday after suffering a stroke.

Seeing the body of a schoolboy after the train I was on hit him.

Seeing plus sized girls wearing hipster jeans.
sorry to hear of your grandpa.
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Old 22-08-2005, 08:47 PM   #44
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Old 22-08-2005, 08:50 PM   #45
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When i was younger I went to Los Angeles, took a lift early in the morning from our hotel room to grab a newspaper for dad on the lower level, there was an earthquake and a blackout and I was stuck in the lift for about 30 minutes all alone. I didn't go into a lift for about 2 years afterwards.
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Old 22-08-2005, 08:55 PM   #46
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That happened to my XR yesterday. Wish I had some of these out:
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Old 22-08-2005, 09:13 PM   #47
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Thanks. It was a very hard day.
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Old 22-08-2005, 09:25 PM   #48
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There are lots..I to have watched a grandparent die and felt hopeless...i was about 10.Then there was the three car fatal with five dead and the doc just stepping over each until he reached someone he could help.
The single car rollover where the guys head came out the window and was ground away to his nose.

On the lighter side..."oh my god they've shot Kenny"
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Old 22-08-2005, 09:31 PM   #49
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There are lots..I to have watched a grandparent die and felt hopeless...i was about 10.Then there was the three car fatal with five dead and the doc just stepping over each until he reached someone he could help.
The single car rollover where the guys head came out the window and was ground away to his nose.

On the lighter side..."oh my god they've shot Kenny"
How did you get over seeing these things happen?
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Old 22-08-2005, 09:36 PM   #50
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The picture that Skinny_Puppy sent me on MSN before, some guy doing a crap I closed it pretty quickly.
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:18 PM   #51
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and he wraps the kitty up in glad wrap? yeah, I wish hadn't seen that.....
Be still cat...
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:25 PM   #52
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Grandparents. Family holiday house. Coffee table.

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Old 22-08-2005, 11:32 PM   #53
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* What a train does to someone at 120km/hr and they step in front of it.

* The remains of somebody who has been T boned right in the drivers side door.

* The movie "King Athur" and "Closer" And god knows how many more.
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:41 PM   #54
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The picture that Skinny_Puppy sent me on MSN before, some guy doing a crap I closed it pretty quickly.
Chalk one more up to rotten. It was the weightlifting guy.
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:42 PM   #55
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Yeah ive seen that weightlifting thing before. So bad!!!!
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:47 PM   #56
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The Crying Game. A pretty warped movie but the scene where the guy discovers the girl he's about to nail ain't what she seems. AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!! Just wanted to gouge out mu own eyes.
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:52 PM   #57
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I was a nurse, try and imagine the number of things I wish I hadn't of seen!

Watching my sons face when he was told his dad had died.
My best friends car after it was t-boned it (she was killed on impact).
Having to answer to the front door to 2 police officers with that sorry look on their faces first thing in the morning, you know what they're going to tell you. Then having to tell the rest of the family.

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The single car rollover where the guys head came out the window and was ground away to his nose.
You didn't work in Victoria for a while did you John?, my uncle died that way a fair while back now though.
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Old 22-08-2005, 11:57 PM   #58
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Ive seen a motorcyclist get hit by a car. He flew through the air onto the gutter. Basically his leg was twisted around. Lucky though it could have been much worse but id still hate to imagine the pain.

Also my mate showed me pictures of his knee surgery. I was WTF why the hell would you have pictures of that.
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Old 23-08-2005, 01:27 AM   #59
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Old 23-08-2005, 06:56 AM   #60
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Bindi's mum naked, with her dad.
Woohoo! I've scarred you for life!

My job here is done.

As for the rest of you, with sad, sad stories about your grandparents, watching ppl die or get hurt/maimed, or other equally terrible things, I extend my condolences... it's bloody horrific to go through.

The kids' faces and how they cried after hubby and I told them we were separating (we were apart for four months before we got back together)... that was horrendous and I never EVER want to see that again (and we both plan not to).
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