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THE ORIGINAL SIN
Join Date: Jul 2015
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![]() I don't know about anyone else but I get a lot of Laughs out Classic one liners. So Join in & share the Fun. Some examples are: Artificial Inteligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. Nothing good will ever come of this. I have a dream. So let us know your Quotable Quotes.
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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If the human race is one of the few species to learn from the mistakes of others.....
Why is it that so many of us show such disinclination to do so?..... ![]()
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THE ORIGINAL SIN
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If God Created the Universe, He did so in a way that it could create itself.
" Stephen Hawkins "
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Quote:
"I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive." |
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THE ORIGINAL SIN
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Location: Kingswood NSW
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Keep them coming.
There is no such thing as Gravity. The World sucks. Stupid is as Stupid does. " Forrest Gump "
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"Life does not forgive weakness."
"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you." "It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right." "Don't worry about those who talk about you behind your back, they're behind you for a reason." "The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them." "The best revenge is massive success." I could post many more, including great ones in German but I don't think they will keep their meaning if I translate them. |
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I had just finished feeding my dog when I remembered a quote my grandfather used to tell me back in Germany. Can't believe it slipped my mind. I'm not sure where this saying originates but this is the English version:
"You don't drown by falling in the water, you drown by staying there." |
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THE ORIGINAL SIN
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![]() Never did I see a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A Bird will fall frozen from a branch. Without ever feeling sorry for itself. Edgar Alan Poe. That's one stupid Bird I reckon. ![]()
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I ♥ EDM
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Man is the unnatural animal, the rebel child of nature, and more and more does he turn himself against the harsh and fitful hand that reared him.
- H. G. Wells As long as you hate, there will be people to hate. - George Harrison A lie told often enough, becomes truth. - Vladmir Lenin |
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THE ORIGINAL SIN
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Kingswood NSW
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What about some Classic Monty Python.
" I Fart in your direction, King Arthur " " Is that all you've got " " He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy " " Were not the Judean people's front. Were the Peoples front of Judea." " Always look on the Bright side of life " - Whistle, Whistle. " Were all impressed down here, I can tell you." " Just one more Mint "
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"You don't need a long neck to be a goose"
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*barks incessantly
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Crocodile Dundee: "Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on."
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"Better to stay silent and appear stupid than to open your mouth and dispel all doubt".
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Kicking back
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I alway say to my apprentices "if Stephen Hawkins is so smart, why can't he walk?" Usually followed by "get back under there and stop complaining". I also like the Simpsons quote "beer, the cause and solution to all of life's problems"
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Kicking back
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Location: Western sydney
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Ooh, remembered my favourite. "Its better to regret something you did, then something you didn't do". So far has served me well
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Nothings impossible,the difficulties can be overcome immediately,the impossible will take just a little bit longer
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Kicking back
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Dont throw stones in a glass house. Impossible is impractical, but it can be done with a few tricks up your sleeve
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Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Wherever I May Roam
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Nothing ever changes under the sun
You can't teach common sense Moving on is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard Things work out - they just do
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She still snatches second.
Sounds like a hot one Foxy.
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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It's better to be a has been than a never was..
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"WHERES THE LAMB SAUUUUUUUCE!!!?" - Gordon Ramsay.
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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never loose sight of what you set out to achieve
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On predicting a close result - "it's harder to pick than a broken nose"
A negative assessment of a rival's intelligence - "If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose". Another one from Cheech & Chong - "If he had another brain it'd die of loneliness". And my favourite quote is in my signature.
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For the paranoid out there... Just because you think everyone is out to get you, doesn't mean they're not...
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Adelaide SA
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One from Blackadder:
"The eyes are open, the mouth moves but Mr Brain has long since departed""
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Missing a sock...
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A mistake made twice is a decision.
Cheers!
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One I use at work:
"It's hard to soar like an Eagle when you are surrounded by Turkeys" Another one I like is: "Stupidity is doing the same thing over and expecting a different result" Or ![]() ![]() ![]()
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