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The English cricket board are making a help-line available for disillusioned fans who are disappointed with their team's 'shock'
crushing by Australia in the 2006/2007 Ashes Tour. The help-line number is 1800 10 10 10 That's 1800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!! -------------------------------------------------------------- Question: What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a English cricket shirt to bed? Answer: You ain't gonna score!!! --------------------------------------------------------------- Osama Bin Laden has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion in Baghdad yesterday. To prove that appearance was not pre-recorded Osama stated that he, "watched the Ashes on the weekend and England were crap!" UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could of happened any time over the decade. -------------------------------------------------------------- Question: What is the difference between England and an arsonist? Answer: An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches...
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